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Howard Stern to Become Children's Book Character
Prweb ^ | 3/1/06

Posted on 03/02/2006 12:24:32 PM PST by shining_city

Shock jock parodied alongside Streisand, Madonna, Britney, Tom and other celebrities in new conservative book for kids, “Help! Mom! Hollywood’s in My Hamper!” This sequel to last fall's Hillary-bashing bestseller hits stores just in time for Oscars.

Los Angeles, CA (PRWEB) March 1, 2006 -- Who would've thought that shock jock Howard Stern, formerly the target of federal regulators for his crude on-air antics, would ever appear as a character in a book intended for children? But that's exactly what happens this month as Stern and a host of other celebrities become characters in a new illustrated book for kids written by a conservative author.

Barbra Streisand, Madonna, Britney Spears, Tom Cruise, and Sean Penn all join Stern as cartoon villains in the new book “Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!” (Kids Ahead; hardcover: $15.95; ISBN 0976726912). The book reunites the best-selling team of “Security Mom for Bush” author Katharine DeBrecht and award-winning illustrator Jim Hummel for a tale of traditional values that skewers many high profile left-wing celebrities in the process.

“Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!” tells the story of Janie and Sam, two girls who were happy just being kids until Hollywood celebrities start popping out of their hamper to tell them how to behave and to sell them useless clothes and trinkets. The girls encounter a number of goofy celebrities along the way -- including look-alikes for Ben Affleck, Katie Couric, Jack Nicholson, an improbably impish Michael Moore, and revered daytime host Oprah Winfrey -- and in the process learn that stars don't always know best.

“Know-it-all liberal celebrities are in our faces every day, telling people how to live, what to buy, and often how to vote,” says DeBrecht, a mother of three. “Children need to understand that just because these people show up on television doesn't mean they know what's best for the rest of America. In fact, it’s usually quite the opposite!”

The book is the highly anticipated sequel to last fall's surprise hit “Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed” (Kids Ahead; hardcover: $15.95; ISBN 0976726904), which reached #1 on Barnes & Noble's website but drew fiery criticism from liberals for its portrayal of Hillary Clinton and Ted Kennedy as cartoon villains who tax and regulate a lemonade stand. Fox News host Alan Colmes said the book was “brainwashing,” MSNBC host Ron Reagan told DeBrecht that he wanted to write a children's book portraying conservatives as “hating black people,” and the Democratic Underground named the author to its “Top 10 Conservative Idiots” list. Even Hillary Clinton's spokesman took a swipe at the book.

“Oddly enough, I didn't get my invitation to the Academy Awards this year,” laughs DeBrecht, whose book also features cameos by several conservative icons, including Rush Limbaugh. “But if Hollywood insists on handing out Oscars to movies about gay cowboys, sympathetic terrorists, and communist apologizers, then I guess my time is better served in writing books that stand up for traditional values.”

“Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My Hamper!” will be available in stores nationwide on March 7.

About Kids Ahead: Kids Ahead is an imprint of Los Angeles-based World Ahead Publishing, the West Coast's leading publisher of conservative books. Visit http://www.helpmombooks.com to learn more.

Contact Information: To interview author Katharine DeBrecht, contact Special Guests at (630) 848-0750.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: hillaryclinton; hollywood; howardstern; katharinedebrecht; oscars
LOL. Somehow I cannot imagine Howard Stern reading excerpts from this on the air. :-)
1 posted on 03/02/2006 12:24:37 PM PST by shining_city
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To: shining_city

S/B: “Help! Mom! Hollywood's in My TOILET!”.......


2 posted on 03/02/2006 12:28:03 PM PST by Red Badger (And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him...)
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To: shining_city
How about a Howard Stern brand of toilet paper.

That would really fit his personna......

and probably be a big seller.

3 posted on 03/02/2006 12:30:05 PM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (Toon Town, Iran...........where reality is the real fantasy.)
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To: shining_city
“But if Hollywood insists on handing out Oscars to movies about gay cowboys, sympathetic terrorists, and communist apologizers, then I guess my time is better served in writing books that stand up for traditional values.”


Oy Vey!

We need to get this lady a complimentary membership to FR.
4 posted on 03/02/2006 12:30:43 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: shining_city

“Help! Mom! There's An Unfunny, Foul-Mouthed A**hole In My Hamper!”


5 posted on 03/02/2006 12:31:20 PM PST by butternut_squash_bisque (Borders, Language, Cultureā„¢)
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To: shining_city

I hate articles like this. I had a real foaming-mouth rant ready for how people like Stern are screwing up kids and who in the world would use him as a character in a book. Then the article went and spoiled my fun.


6 posted on 03/02/2006 12:31:39 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Next Olympics I want wide track bobsledding. Four sleds on the track at once - like Ben Hur on ice.)
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To: butternut_squash_bisque
“Help! Mom! There's An Unfunny, Foul-Mouthed A**hole In My Hamper!”

But where are the midget lesbian strippers?

7 posted on 03/02/2006 12:32:58 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Next Olympics I want wide track bobsledding. Four sleds on the track at once - like Ben Hur on ice.)
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To: shining_city


http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0976726912/sr=8-1/qid=1141331549/ref=sr_1_1/104-1328089-0523930?%5Fencoding=UTF8
8 posted on 03/02/2006 12:33:03 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: PetroniusMaximus

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0976726912/sr=8-1/qid=1141331549/ref=sr_1_1/104-1328089-0523930?%5Fencoding=UTF8


9 posted on 03/02/2006 12:33:53 PM PST by PetroniusMaximus
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To: shining_city

Say what you will about Howard, but he is no fan of most Hollywood limousine-liberal types. You would never hear Babs on his show, that's for sure.


10 posted on 03/02/2006 12:34:46 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: shining_city
Stern's going to join The Hildebeast and The Swimmer in the conservative book hall of shame. Fitting. :)
11 posted on 03/02/2006 12:35:05 PM PST by jazusamo (:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
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To: shining_city; beaversmom

Enjoyed the first book. This ought to be fun!


12 posted on 03/02/2006 12:36:48 PM PST by TXBubba ( Democrats: If they don't abort you then they will tax you to death.)
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To: KarlInOhio
But where are the midget lesbian strippers?

thespian

13 posted on 03/02/2006 12:38:11 PM PST by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (Toon Town, Iran...........where reality is the real fantasy.)
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To: KarlInOhio; LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
But where are the midget lesbian strippers?

Found 'em!

14 posted on 03/02/2006 12:47:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Facts are a Zionist plot!" --MarkL)
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To: jazusamo

"The Swimmer" -- LOL. Personally I opt for "The Captain," but to each his own!

Btw, did you hear about the kid's book that Kennedy wrote called "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington, D.C." The dog is named Splash.

I wonder if Katharine DeBrecht was his ghost-writer and snuck that one past him...


15 posted on 03/02/2006 12:47:23 PM PST by shining_city
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To: shining_city

Thanks for posting this! I've ordered both books for my kids. :-D


16 posted on 03/02/2006 12:49:12 PM PST by RMDupree (HHD: Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: shining_city
"Kennedy wrote called "My Senator and Me: A Dogs-Eye View of Washington,"

Read about it here, that's a hoot. :)
17 posted on 03/02/2006 12:49:48 PM PST by jazusamo (:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
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To: KarlInOhio
They're in the Kleenex® box, next to the hamper!
18 posted on 03/02/2006 12:53:57 PM PST by butternut_squash_bisque (Borders, Language, Cultureā„¢)
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