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HAPPINESS IS A CONCEALED GUN (32 Gal. Bag Barf Alert)
Orlando Weekly ^ | 2/23/2006 | Calvin Godfrey

Posted on 02/28/2006 4:19:30 PM PST by El Gato

I moved to Florida in October. In November, I bought my first gun at Buck's Gun Rack in Daytona Beach. By December, I'd exchanged my first gun for my second and was well on my way to becoming one of Florida's 350,000-strong army of concealed-weapons citizens. In January, I received my $139 permit, and I was there.

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By the time I squeezed the trigger I was so afraid of death, humiliation and failure that I could barely open my eyes. I decided this was a good thing, considering I was also the only person on the range without some kind of eye protection.

I decided not to even attempt to hit the target, focusing instead on getting used to the feeling of something exploding in my hands. There was no sense of power or authority as I blasted blindly; the experience was horrible. ...

Throughout most of my gun ordeal, I told myself that I would return the thing once the experiment was over. That notion has come and gone. ... I visited the Cocoa Beach factory where my gun was made and took a tour while they repaired it. The company was founded by the same Swede who invented the infamous Tec-9. ...

I am now a gun owner and probably will be for the rest of my life.

...

My gun likely causes me more problems than it's worth. During most of my day, it is annoying, distracting and downright illegal. ... I often wish someone would just steal it.

Barring that, I don't know what it would take to part me from this weapon. It seems few people are willing to give up their guns once they have them. They are hard to take back.

(Excerpt) Read more at orlandoweekly.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: 2a; bang; banglist; bradywatch; firearms; guns; rkba
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Gun Owners are all slack jawed, blood thirsty Rednecks. The power of the gun is so strong that even this, well whatever he is, couldn't resist it.

Obviously, only the government can save us, and just as obviosly, it's not doing enough.

As I said, a 32 gallon trash bag projectile vomit alert on this one.

1 posted on 02/28/2006 4:19:32 PM PST by El Gato
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To: El Gato

Full blown neutered panzy alert.


2 posted on 02/28/2006 4:21:33 PM PST by Modok
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To: El Gato

What is this. An episode entitled "Brucie Buys a Gun"?


3 posted on 02/28/2006 4:25:50 PM PST by capt. norm (Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue)
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To: El Gato

4 posted on 02/28/2006 4:25:58 PM PST by jjm2111 (http://www.purveryors-of-truth.blogspot.com)
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To: El Gato
considering I was also the only person on the range without some kind of eye protection.

I question whether or not this event, or any other described in the story ever happened.

5 posted on 02/28/2006 4:27:14 PM PST by Dead Dog
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To: El Gato

A .32 Caliber handgun is a wimp or pimp gun.


6 posted on 02/28/2006 4:28:11 PM PST by wjcsux (I would prefer to have the German army in front of me than the French army behind me- Gen. G. Patton)
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To: El Gato
In my life I've armed myself with brass knuckles, a blackjack, an expandable baton, a switchblade, a butterfly knife, pocket knives, pepper spray and, for a brief misguided period, an old bag of golf clubs.

And he is still a sniveling, cowardly liberal.

7 posted on 02/28/2006 4:28:37 PM PST by Bear_Slayer (When liberty is outlawed only outlaws will have liberty)
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For some reason, guns and eagles go together.

If he doesn't get this then he's beyond hope.

Reading this article I concluded this man is the only case I've ever seen to question if it was wise to arm the populace. He should be kept as far away from firearms as possible. He's a loon.
8 posted on 02/28/2006 4:35:05 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: El Gato

The second paragraph itself is grounds for denying this individual a handgun due to psychological problems.


9 posted on 02/28/2006 4:35:10 PM PST by SpaceBar
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To: SpaceBar

Amen!

Not only does the guy deliberately disobey NRA Range Rules, but also experiences some very nonconventional responses when handling a firearm. Very disturbing, actually.


10 posted on 02/28/2006 4:37:32 PM PST by AZ_Cowboy ("There they go again...")
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To: Dead Dog

"I question whether or not this event, or any other described in the story ever happened."

You too??


11 posted on 02/28/2006 4:37:45 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
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If he doesnt want the gun he can take it to the nearest Police Station and turn it in.

Guns arent hard to get rid of.

He should get rid of it fast too before he hurts himself with it.


12 posted on 02/28/2006 4:44:10 PM PST by sgtbono2002
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To: El Gato

The author has the right to be a namby-pamby when it comes to gun ownership. The 2nd Amendment is always there, though, so that also gives him the right to become a non-namby-pamby in the future. It's his right.


13 posted on 02/28/2006 4:44:15 PM PST by hollywood (Stay on topic, please.)
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A .32 Caliber handgun is a wimp or pimp gun.

His first one was an AMT .380. But even that heavy gun, light caliber was too much for him and in the end he picked the .32.

Maybe he's a pimp, but probably not. Other than a pimp for the gun grabbers perhaps.

14 posted on 02/28/2006 4:44:52 PM PST by El Gato
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"By the time I squeezed the trigger I was so afraid of death, humiliation and failure that I could barely open my eyes."

There are some for whom mere chronological age is not a sufficient qualification for firearm ownership. Like this guy.


15 posted on 02/28/2006 4:44:55 PM PST by Spok (Est omnis de civilitate.)
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To: El Gato

As the Beatles used to sing, "Bang, bang, shoot, shoot". Happiness is a warm gun.


16 posted on 02/28/2006 4:44:55 PM PST by Supernatural (Lay me doon in the caul caul groon, whaur afore monie mair huv gaun)
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To: sgtbono2002

I smell a whole lot of Bravo Sierra in this story. My bet is he has nothing to get rid of. Never did.


17 posted on 02/28/2006 4:47:54 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
"I question whether or not this event, or any other described in the story ever happened."

Let's make that three. I think he made up a good chunk of this story. This guy wears sandals to shoot. I bet he looks swell!

A weird crowd of old Jews and rednecks

Not very accepting of others, eh?

took a tour while they repaired it

What needed repairing? Did it get tired of this jerk and stop working for him?

18 posted on 02/28/2006 4:47:55 PM PST by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: Modok

Yep, sissified as they come!


19 posted on 02/28/2006 4:48:49 PM PST by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?")
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To: Right Wing Assault

Stories like this one are an old leftie trick.

LIES.


20 posted on 02/28/2006 4:49:54 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo
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