Jane Fonda Roast June 1st Atlanta Georgia Aquarium

The Georgia Campaign for Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention (G-CAPP) ^ | Feb. 24, 2006 | G-CAPP

[Broker]

http://www.gcapp.org/G-CAPP/premiere.htm

[RandallFlagg]

BYON?

(bring your own napalm)

[conservativewasp]

I'd love to put her on the spit myself!

[11Bush]

Oh, that kind of 'roast'.

Had my matches and kindling ready to go.

[ExcursionGuy84]

I'll be standing by with the Petroleum-jelly flamethrower. Just kidding

[Army Air Corps]

I think that there are some Vietnamese folks who had to flee their country in 1975 who may have some choice and explicit words for her...

[winner3000]

You mean she will not actually be roasted? Based on the title I had high hopes. I be quite a few patriotic Americans would have paid to see that.

[LK44-40]

Larry King would disappear in the first flame like a very dry old newspaper while JF probably still has enough noxious juice to let out a couple of whimpers. (It would be wrong to be an agent of such an act but fun to be a spectator!)

[b4its2late]

This guys not on the list?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Eve Ensler, Carrie Fisher, Rosie O'Donnell Debbie Reynolds, Wanda Sykes, Ted Turner

MC: Larry King

Yep, this collection of left-wing goofballs should really "roast" her alright.

[Incorrigible]

Some roasters those are...

Someone invite the Swift Boat Vets. And if John McCain weren't running for President, I would like to see him all torqued up and ready to unload on Jane.

I'm sure a few Vietnam Vet FReepers would love to be on the dais as well.

[Element187]

ROFL .. man we need some sharp shooter comedians doing the roast to lay the vietnam/traitor stuff on the table ... too bad it will be controlled and all the jokes would probabaly be about her exercise videos.

[randog]

I'd love to put her on the spit myself!

I'd love to put the spit on her. The real question is: Would she look better wearing Copenhagen or Skoal?

[camle]

just throw her in the shark tank and don't bother roasting her - they'll eat her raw.

[Jonah Hex]

You forgot the "professional courtesy" factor...

[StarCMC]

I got the fire going...

[Broker]

Anybody talented enough to post some of these classic Jane glamor shots?

http://www.gcapp.org/G-CAPP/2005PremierePhotos.htm

[manwiththehands]

Every once in a while the winds carry the stench from the local sewage treatment facility over by where I work. This hippy love-in is probably going to smell worse.

[uncitizen]

We need two volunteers to pick her up and throw her into the shark tank.

[Broker]

Day of Work, Beechnut or Redman work best in this case.