I'd love to put her on the spit myself!
I'll be standing by with the Petroleum-jelly flamethrower. Just kidding
You mean she will not actually be roasted? Based on the title I had high hopes. I be quite a few patriotic Americans would have paid to see that.
I'd love to put the spit on her. The real question is: Would she look better wearing Copenhagen or Skoal?
Anybody talented enough to post some of these classic Jane glamor shots?
http://www.gcapp.org/G-CAPP/2005PremierePhotos.htm