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"The original construction crew who worked on the building could not be reached for comment"


1 posted on 02/21/2006 12:59:57 PM PST by Stoat
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To: Stoat

Wow. You just can't make this stuff up.


3 posted on 02/21/2006 1:07:07 PM PST by Egon (We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
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To: Stoat
Sounds like a Monty Python skit. Did anyone take a look around for John Cleese?
4 posted on 02/21/2006 1:07:16 PM PST by Desron13 (If you constantly vote between the lesser of two evils then evil is your ultimate destination.)
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"Workers on the floor below saw the ceiling start to sag and buckle and ran out of the room"

Of course they had nothing to do with causing it.

7 posted on 02/21/2006 1:37:21 PM PST by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Stoat

Sound like the White House office of strategic planning after this last few days.


8 posted on 02/21/2006 1:37:34 PM PST by DoughtyOne (If you don't want to be lumped in with those who commit violence in your name, take steps to end it.)
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To: Stoat
A TEAM of health and safety officers had to be rescued after their office collapsed during a meeting.

It isn't that they were trapped, its just that they are all trained to remain in the building until everyone else was evacuated. But when everyone is a safety officer, no one can leave.

12 posted on 02/21/2006 7:33:20 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: Stoat
Fellow Brits will remember the advert:

Ja, Britischer Arkitekt!

13 posted on 02/22/2006 5:05:29 AM PST by ToryHeartland
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