Have you hugged an engineer today?
To: avg_freeper
From NASANational Engineers Week is an annual event that promotes awareness of and appreciation for Engineers and their work. excerpt...
2 posted on
02/20/2006 8:28:13 AM PST by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: avg_freeper
Hey! Maybe I'll go walk around the mall wearing my pocket protector and see how many hugs I can get today.....
Well, maybe not
To: avg_freeper
Insert obligatory observation that engineers can't find jobs below.
6 posted on
02/20/2006 8:34:06 AM PST by
1rudeboy
To: avg_freeper
give it up. this field is dead as a profession for americans, its all slowly going offshore, and young people headed for college best see this trend and move into something else that is going to be around, if they want to have a career and earn a decent living.
8 posted on
02/20/2006 8:36:46 AM PST by
oceanview
To: avg_freeper
Without even reading any of the article - sounds like a recruiting exercise for more kids and females.
On the same note: Armed with this knowledge, I think my wife should make cupcakes this week.
9 posted on
02/20/2006 8:36:47 AM PST by
cpanter
To: avg_freeper
We have our own week?
I would be happy with a three day weekend!
12 posted on
02/20/2006 8:44:10 AM PST by
Mikey_1962
(I grew up in a slum, when I got to college it had become a "ghetto".)
To: avg_freeper
I see you're from Georgia. Are you familiar with the Aerospace Engineering school at Georgia Tech? A family member of mine spoke with their northern Virginia area representative and is deciding between their program and Virginia Tech's.
13 posted on
02/20/2006 8:51:51 AM PST by
Ligeia
To: avg_freeper
Myers-Briggs joke:
Do you know the difference between an extraverted engineer and an introverted engineer? The extraverted engineer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
18 posted on
02/20/2006 9:01:45 AM PST by
American Quilter
(Lucidity of speech is one of the surest tests of mental precision. - David Lloyd George)
To: avg_freeper
I want a talking frog.....
20 posted on
02/20/2006 9:09:02 AM PST by
nevergore
(“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
To: avg_freeper
Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, "At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, "At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands."
27 posted on
02/20/2006 9:29:43 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: avg_freeper
Always remember;
To the Optimist, the glass is half full.
To the Pessimist, it is half empty.
To the Engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
Cheers,
knewshound
http://www.knewshound.blogspot.com/
29 posted on
02/20/2006 9:37:58 AM PST by
knews_hound
(Now with two handed typing !)
To: avg_freeper
Have you hugged an engineer today?Actually, yes, but we've been married for almost 29 years! :-)
34 posted on
02/20/2006 9:47:27 AM PST by
knittnmom
(...surrounded by reality)
To: avg_freeper
An oldy but a goody.
47 posted on
02/20/2006 10:09:48 AM PST by
300magnum
(We know that if evil is not confronted, it gains in strength and audacity, and returns to strike us)
To: avg_freeper
A week? Why give 'em a week when they only need 5.475 days? Sheesh.
To: avg_freeper
To: avg_freeper
You mean this is for all engineers? Not just African-American engineers? Is that legal?
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