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Have you hugged an engineer today?
1 posted on 02/20/2006 8:24:26 AM PST by avg_freeper
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From NASA
National Engineers Week is an annual event that promotes awareness of and appreciation for Engineers and their work.

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2 posted on 02/20/2006 8:28:13 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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Hey! Maybe I'll go walk around the mall wearing my pocket protector and see how many hugs I can get today.....
Well, maybe not
3 posted on 02/20/2006 8:30:03 AM PST by GrandEagle
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Insert obligatory observation that engineers can't find jobs below.


6 posted on 02/20/2006 8:34:06 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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give it up. this field is dead as a profession for americans, its all slowly going offshore, and young people headed for college best see this trend and move into something else that is going to be around, if they want to have a career and earn a decent living.


8 posted on 02/20/2006 8:36:46 AM PST by oceanview
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Without even reading any of the article - sounds like a recruiting exercise for more kids and females.

On the same note: Armed with this knowledge, I think my wife should make cupcakes this week.


9 posted on 02/20/2006 8:36:47 AM PST by cpanter
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We have our own week?

I would be happy with a three day weekend!


12 posted on 02/20/2006 8:44:10 AM PST by Mikey_1962 (I grew up in a slum, when I got to college it had become a "ghetto".)
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I see you're from Georgia. Are you familiar with the Aerospace Engineering school at Georgia Tech? A family member of mine spoke with their northern Virginia area representative and is deciding between their program and Virginia Tech's.
13 posted on 02/20/2006 8:51:51 AM PST by Ligeia
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Myers-Briggs joke:

Do you know the difference between an extraverted engineer and an introverted engineer? The extraverted engineer looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

18 posted on 02/20/2006 9:01:45 AM PST by American Quilter (Lucidity of speech is one of the surest tests of mental precision. - David Lloyd George)
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I want a talking frog.....


20 posted on 02/20/2006 9:09:02 AM PST by nevergore (“It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.”)
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Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeded to dry his hands very carefully. He used paper towel after paper towel and ensured that every single spot of water on his hands was dried. Turning to the other two engineers, he said, "At Hewlett Packard, we are trained to be extremely thorough."

The second engineer finished his task at the urinal and he proceeded to wash his hands. He used a single paper towel and made sure that he dried his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turned and said, "At Lockheed-Martin, not only are we trained to be extremely thorough, but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."

The third engineer finished and walked straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Apple Computer, Inc. we don't pee on our hands."
27 posted on 02/20/2006 9:29:43 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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Always remember;

To the Optimist, the glass is half full.

To the Pessimist, it is half empty.

To the Engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Cheers,

knewshound

http://www.knewshound.blogspot.com/
29 posted on 02/20/2006 9:37:58 AM PST by knews_hound (Now with two handed typing !)
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Have you hugged an engineer today?

Actually, yes, but we've been married for almost 29 years! :-)

34 posted on 02/20/2006 9:47:27 AM PST by knittnmom (...surrounded by reality)
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An oldy but a goody.
47 posted on 02/20/2006 10:09:48 AM PST by 300magnum (We know that if evil is not confronted, it gains in strength and audacity, and returns to strike us)
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A week? Why give 'em a week when they only need 5.475 days? Sheesh.


70 posted on 02/20/2006 11:00:06 AM PST by Billthedrill
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woot


83 posted on 02/20/2006 11:48:53 AM PST by Constantine XIII
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You mean this is for all engineers? Not just African-American engineers? Is that legal?
110 posted on 02/21/2006 7:33:59 AM PST by Hatteras
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