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| February 18, 2006
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Posted on 02/18/2006 9:23:22 AM PST by Squawk 8888
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To: johniegrad
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posted on
02/18/2006 5:35:08 PM PST
by
null and void
(When the city fades into the night, before the darkness there's a moment of light)
To: dead
42
posted on
02/18/2006 5:36:05 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
To: Slings and Arrows
An emoticon, a smiley face gif, and a mohammicon were walking into a bar..
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posted on
02/18/2006 5:37:09 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Leave no clove un hoofed.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Isn't that "A møøslimb ønce beheaded my sister..."???
44
posted on
02/18/2006 5:37:12 PM PST
by
null and void
(When the city fades into the night, before the darkness there's a moment of light)
To: null and void
45
posted on
02/18/2006 5:42:35 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("I'd rather hunt with Cheney than drive with Kennedy." --fanfan)
To: Squawk 8888; ecurbh; RMDupree; HairOfTheDog
46
posted on
02/18/2006 5:53:25 PM PST
by
Ramius
(Buy blades for war fighters: freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net --> 1000 knives and counting!)
To: Squawk 8888
Bad turban day ))):~{> LOL!
47
posted on
02/18/2006 5:55:08 PM PST
by
livius
To: Slings and Arrows
And now you call her the quiet one...
48
posted on
02/18/2006 5:56:19 PM PST
by
null and void
(before the darkness there's a moment of light, when everything seems so clear)
To: LS
"Durka, durka. Jihad, Mohammad Ali." I was watching a college basketball game recently and there was a black player named "Jihad Muhammad".
Nice message for his parents to send forth by way of their progeny.
To: null and void; Slings and Arrows
Isn't that "A møøslimb ønce beheaded my sister..."??? I believe you're right. That's how it should read.
50
posted on
02/18/2006 6:04:34 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: EveningStar
I used to have a frequent patient when I worked in the hospital that routinely lost his prosthetic eye.
He'd lost weight and it didn't fit well any more.
He'd put on his call light and ask for help finding his eye.
I'd find it , run it under the tap water and pop it back in.
51
posted on
02/18/2006 6:07:14 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
To: Squawk 8888
Good ...
gosh! We'll have then rioting in the streets over this!
52
posted on
02/18/2006 6:34:31 PM PST
by
Salem
(FREE REPUBLIC - Fighting to win within the Arena of the War of Ideas! So get in the fight!)
To: Squawk 8888
To: Squawk 8888
Haha ... good one! Danish caricature *-O(:~{>
To: TASMANIANRED
Then there was the guy who got drunk and passed out. While he was asleep the glass eye fell out and ended up in his mouth, where he swallowed it.
When he woke up he couldn't find it and assumed he'd lost it in a bar bet or something, so he just popped in a spare and didn't think about it.
Welllll, it worked it's way through his system, got to the other end and jammed it up tight.
After much straining, he went to the doctor.
The doc decided to take a look. No sooner does he get the proctoscope in and snap on the light the he sees this eyeball staring back at him.
Furious, he jerks out the scope, grabs the guy by the shoulders, snaps him around and screams in his face "Do you trust me or not?!?!????"
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posted on
02/18/2006 7:37:53 PM PST
by
null and void
(before the darkness there's a moment of light, when everything seems so clear)
To: Itzlzha
56
posted on
02/18/2006 7:42:18 PM PST
by
TheBrotherhood
(Tancredo for President.)
To: null and void
Humor noir...
Thought the punch line was going to be...Seen a lot of ash holes but this is the first time one looked back at me.
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posted on
02/18/2006 7:47:30 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(The Internet is the samizdat of liberty..".Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity"GW Bush)
To: TASMANIANRED
Part of a good joke is to lead the victim down one path then drop him unexpectedly at another destination...
58
posted on
02/18/2006 7:50:36 PM PST
by
null and void
(before the darkness there's a moment of light, when everything seems so clear)
To: Squawk 8888
59
posted on
02/18/2006 7:51:29 PM PST
by
null and void
(before the darkness there's a moment of light, when everything seems so clear)
To: Squawk 8888; mslee
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