Good morning, Everyone. Good morning to our
Military, our Allies, and their families.
Thank you, Tibby, for preparing the Canteen for today’s activities. Kudos to the Military Brats of this world. Without your sacrifices and perseverance, your parents would suffer the challenges of a military career much more. You help them be all that they can be by rolling with the "punches."
You know, Tibby, I'm known as a brat, just not a Military Brat! I think I got that reputation cause I've been known to throw a temper tantrum a time or two.
But, anyway, I was wondering if I could hang out with you Military Brats since I've been called a Brat? Huh? Huh?
Ok, y'all. Ready for another incredibly exciting installment of Fun and Interesting Facts? Ok, stop squirming in your seats, here it is:
ARIZONA DUMB AND STUPID LAWS.
~ Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
~ There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
~ When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
~ Hunting camels is prohibited.
~ Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
~ It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
Glendale ~ Cars may not be driven in reverse.
Globe ~ Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
Hayden ~ If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
Maricopa County ~ No more than six girls may live in any house.
Mesa ~ It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
Mohave County ~ A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
Nogales ~ An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
Prescott ~ No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
Tucson ~ Women may not wear pants.
Tombstone ~ It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Dedicated to our FReeper FRiends in Arizona. SMOOCH
To all newbies and lurkers
I'm late posting again. Got to make my rounds and do some work. So, I'll be in and out this morning.
But, you stay right where you are. Don't touch that dial. Don't change that channel. Put down that remote. Don't leave the room. Keep your eyes on your monitor. Cause...............I'll be bock!
Now remember, the Canteen is
So, come on in and sit for a while. There's always plenty of coffee, pancakes, conversation, silliness, and plain old BS
REMEMBER THEM
DEFENDERS OF FREEDOM
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