Posted on 02/13/2006 2:04:02 PM PST by presidio9
- The first shooting involving a vice president since the time of Aaron Burr has lit up the blogosphere with political jokesters lampooning Vice President Dick Cheney's weekend hunting accident as "Quailgate."
"You know who's doing a 'there but for the grace of God go I'? Scalia," wrote comedian Al Franken on his Web site, referring to Cheney's longtime duck-hunting friend, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.
The Internet sprouted with offerings of "Dick Cheney hunts people" T-shirts and comments about calling the vice president "Deadeye Dick." There also was a version of the vice-presidential seal featuring a shotgun-wielding Elmer Fudd in hunting gear, with the inscription: "Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting I-wackies."
"Guns don't shoot people. The vice president shoots people," read one posting. The site Davezilla.com lampooned the difference between a hunter in a bright orange vest, and a quail.
Sarah and Jim Brady, founders of a leading gun-control group, blasted the vice president for his staunch support of guns.
"Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him," Jim Brady said in a statement. "I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog - and I thought he was an idiot."
"I've thought Cheney was scary for a long time," added his wife Sarah, who campaigned against the vice president in the last election because of Cheney's record opposing gun-control measures when he served in Congress. "Now I know I was right to be nervous."
Animal-rights groups suggested that Cheney give up bird hunting. "We don't quite understand his obsession with shooting animals, and we'd advise him to pursue a less violent form of relaxation and get on with the important business of leading the country," said Wayne Pacelli, president of the Humane Society of the United States.
On the Internet, some commentators were quick to point out the shooting incident was the first involving a vice president since Aaron Burr, vice president to Thomas Jefferson, shot Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton in an 1804 duel in Weehawken, N.J. Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, updated its article on the Burr-Hamilton duel this weekend, adding the sentence: "In 2006, Richard Cheney, while on a hunting trip in Texas, became the second vice president to shoot a person while in office."
Some political pundits forecast political fallout from the injuries sustained by 78-year-old Harry Whittington, who walked into shooting range behind Cheney during the quail hunt Saturday and was hospitalized with pellets in his face.
"I'm very thankful Whittington is doing fine," said commentator Michelle Malkin. "Unfortunately, this is very bad news for the White House - and not just because of the inevitable late-night jokes that will inundate the airwaves over the next week. The Dems will exploit this accident to smear Cheney as incapable of being trusted, weak of mind, etc. The resignation rumors will fly again. And the biography of a man who has served this country so well and so honorably for so many years will be overshadowed by a single, ill-fated hunting mishap."
"It's not like he drove off a bridge and left a woman to drown in his car," commented Matt Margolis on Blogs for Bush.
Political commentators on Web sites opposed to the Bush-Cheney administration lost little time getting into the fray. "Guns don't hurt people," said one blogger on DailyKos, a left-of-center Web site, mocking the National Rifle Association. "Megalomaniacal insane ... vice-presidents hurt people."
Another blogger speculated that Cheney had never had to take mandatory classes in hunter safety because he managed to get five deferments, a reference to Cheney's success in avoiding the military draft during the Vietnam War.
At Political Cortex, deeper efforts to cover up the incident were discerned:
"So, what we have is an event shrouded in secrecy for almost 24 hours which, when disclosed, was accompanied by a fawning statement by a Bush apparatchik exonerating Cheney from any and all blame and/or liability. Thus, this appears to be yet another example of the Bush administration attempting to manipulate the press and perhaps hide the truth. What really happened on that ranch yesterday? Who the heck knows? What we do know is that, regardless of what actually happened, the administration spin-doctors immediately jumped in and crafted a story that put Cheney in the best possible light. And the 'traditional media' reported that story without any skepticism whatsoever."
For some reason, the Tom Lehrer hunting song keeps popping up:
"... the Law was very firm it, took away my PERMIT's the worst punishment I ever endured....."
Alexander Hamilton was this nation's greatest founding father. Period.
Just learned about the duel in parochial school when I was a youngster...like everyone else back in the 50's
Most of what you hear on Hamilton is the result of a concerted smear campaign on the part of Jefforson (the nation's first liberal) and his followers.
Excellent book. Highly entertaining as biographies go.
Thanks...I'll read it.
I like this retort: "The guy Cheney shot was one of his friends. Guess what he has in store for you?"
It's a good thing he only wounded him cause it would be hell skinning and cleaning him! :0)
There was a C-Span book program that addressed 3 different books on Hamilton which came out a few years ago . . . probably the 200th anniversary of Hamilton's death.They made the point that the US as we know it is less a Jeffersonian Democracy than a Hamiltonian Republic. His commercial vision was for America as we know it.
This incident will probably be turned into a major Hollywood blockbuster theatrical release before the 9/11 movie comes out.
The last time my husband went dove hunting with a bunch of guys he got pelted. No big deal.
He is also the father of American Conservatism.
So can I assume that Sarah Brady has repossessed that high-powered hunting rifle that she straw-purchased for her son a couple of years ago?
I didn't think so.
According to the Hunter Incident Clearinghouse (http://www.ihea.com/documents/2004_report.pdf) there were 60 instances of folks injured in 2004 by hunters "swinging on targets". Only about 10% of these incidents get reported. None of them ended up in the news.
I heard on Howie Carr's show that a store in Maine will market t-shirts that read "I'd rather go hunting with Dick Cheney, than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy".
*snort*
Well, about a zillion people went to the hospital last year because they felt a tightness in their chest, but Cheney was probably the only one who made the news for that.
I heard on the news that Mr. Whittington is joking about it with the nurses in the hospital.
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