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1 posted on 02/09/2006 4:35:25 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

And CAIR thinks the crescents on outhouse doors are some sort of slur. Sigh.


2 posted on 02/09/2006 4:37:32 AM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

It is getting harder and harder to distinguish real news from wild satire.

Cheers.


3 posted on 02/09/2006 4:39:30 AM PST by Eurotwit (WI)
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How about that John Muhammad, the Beltway Sniper murderer. Isn't he an embarrasment to Islam? I heard no condemnation of him by so-called concerned failthful.

Muhammad Ali made a career out of punching people, any talk of condemnation of him?



4 posted on 02/09/2006 4:40:07 AM PST by AbeKrieger (Islam is the virus that causes al-Qaeda.)
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A sidebar...heard a funny story about Sterling, MA. the other day. A local bad boy and pals built a snowman with anatomically correct parts. Twelve feet tall, fully erect, on the town green some years ago. Then they watered it down, turned it to ice...all this around midnight. When dawn arrived, commuters were bugeyed, and the cops tried to knock it down. It was so hard they had to get a backhoe to demolish it.


5 posted on 02/09/2006 4:42:27 AM PST by hershey
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. . . doll has a 7in manhood . . .

There you go...Anything that makes a Muslim feel inadequate is worthy of outrage. I hear they insist the women wear burkhas to hide the smirks...

6 posted on 02/09/2006 4:42:58 AM PST by trebb ("I am the way... no one comes to the Father, but by me..." - Jesus in John 14:6 (RSV))
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They're insulted?

Good thing they didn't give the doll only 3-1/2 inches!!

8 posted on 02/09/2006 4:46:41 AM PST by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon)
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Picture of Mustafa Shag. (Warning: blow-up doll is unclad.)

http://perform.antville.org/static/perform/images/bigmustafa.jpg


9 posted on 02/09/2006 4:49:45 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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Hey kool! Next time the moooselims have a demonstration/riot bring along a Mohammed love doll. NAKED (except for a towel on his head)! With a swinging 7"er and a nice tight hairy pair of anatomically correct buttocks! Big hit in Frisco!!!
Allahu Akbar!!

You guys have a 'pisschrist' we have a Mohammed homo love doll.

Seems fair.



11 posted on 02/09/2006 4:53:25 AM PST by Shooter1001
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Explosive vest - $37.50

Bus ticket - $2.80

Being handed 72 MUSTAFA SHAG blow-up male dolls by Muhammed at the gates of paradise - Priceless.

12 posted on 02/09/2006 4:53:30 AM PST by MrBambaLaMamba (Buy 'Allah' brand urinal cakes - If you can't kill the enemy at least you can piss on their god)
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Problem with Mustafa Shag is that you have to buy him an inflatable sheep to keep him happy.


15 posted on 02/09/2006 4:54:52 AM PST by PBRSTREETGANG
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This is an image of the surface of the planet Mustafar in Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith:


26 posted on 02/09/2006 5:09:34 AM PST by Momaw Nadon ("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
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When can we expect to see an image of this guy Muhammad on a potato chip on eBay?


28 posted on 02/09/2006 5:15:42 AM PST by SIRTRIS
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They should try it out before complaining


29 posted on 02/09/2006 5:17:58 AM PST by IrishMike
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I believe that the so-called Muslims who are rioting are really contract workers hired to burn automobiles. The world's auto-makers pay them to destroy autos to spur the sales of new automobiles.

The only other explanation is to get attention. If it weren't for oil in the Middle East the whole region would be of interest only to National Geographic.

BTW: After thousands of Arabs gather in a central square to jump up and down and chant, "death to America," where do they go? Do they sit around the coffee table and say things like, "Great rally," etc. Don't they have jobs? What do they do the next day?

Are they always ready to go into riot mode at the drop of a turban or when a CXNN camera crew shows up?
30 posted on 02/09/2006 5:19:00 AM PST by R.W.Ratikal
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Last night Ann Summers said: “If anyone has a better name, please let us know. We’ll happily change it.”

Sounds like a challenge to me.

How about "Big Mo, the Jihad Ramrod."?
Or "Mohammel, the Camel."?

34 posted on 02/09/2006 5:33:34 AM PST by far sider
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They complained that the novelty sex toy insults the Prophet Muhammad — who also has the title al-Mustafa.

OK, now they're just making things up to get upset over!

Mark

38 posted on 02/09/2006 5:54:48 AM PST by MarkL (When Kaylee says "No power in the `verse can stop me," it's cute. When River says it, it's scary!)
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Wasn't Mustafa one of the lions in The Lion King?


40 posted on 02/09/2006 6:01:59 AM PST by twhitak
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Where is the valve? (Please do not answer.)


41 posted on 02/09/2006 6:04:08 AM PST by CPOSharky (They don't even like each other.)
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A better response to the rags from Ann Summers whould have been, "Sit on it!"


45 posted on 02/09/2006 6:23:59 AM PST by ASA Vet (Those who know don't talk, those who talk don't know.)
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Ann Summers is looking for another name?
How about Homohamhead.


48 posted on 02/09/2006 6:28:44 AM PST by tractorman
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