What I've Learned: John Kerry (mega,mega,mega barf alert)

Esquire Magazine ^ | February 3, 2006 | Interviewed by Cal Fussman

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[johnny7]

“What I have learned is that MA voters are the dumbest, most gullible people on the planet. To think... that they allow a traitor and an alcoholic/killer represent them has to be the Darwin Award of all time.” -John Forbes Kerry

[maggief]

[vigilante2]

I can't stomach very much of his bologna..

Bump to the bottom

[Fenris6]

Unfit for Command was a pack of lies

So you were in Cambodia during Christmas? LMAO. If the Swifties were liars, you would have filed a lawsuit - you didn't because of something called "discovery"

[vigilante2]

hanoi kerry is a schmuck

Thanks for the ping

[Always Right]

Unfit for Command was a pack of lies. I said so at the time. My crew said so. The Navy said so. But a lot of money was put behind the lies. If a lot of money is put behind a lie, it will become the truth for some people — particularly if they don't get enough of the real truth.

The man is delusional. Kerry has been telling lies for so long, he may actually believe them.

[Unrepentant VN Vet]

An old friend of mine, a retired Gunny, was fuming about Murtha and his effect on the Corps.

I only asked him if he would like to swap places with an somebody who had to admit that he was in the Navy along with Carter and Kerry.

We decided all three are a waste of oxygen and time.

[ariamne]

I empathize--I'm NY; we have the Hildebeast.

[Soaring Feather]

bump

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

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[blackie]

JF'nK is the scum of the earth!

Be Ever Vigilant!

[Smartass]

EXCELLENT...

[Kenny Bunk]

I have learned a very valuable lesson from John Forbes Kerry. It is now seared, seared I tell you, into my memory. That lesson is:

Always be the guy who writes up
the after-action reports.

Since learning this, I have received the Congressional Medal of Honor, The Croix de Guerre avec Palme, Der Pour le Merité mit Ritterkreuz und Diamant, The Victoria Cross, and the Alpine Life-Saving Gold Collar (normally given to dogs, but I figured, "What the Hell... it helps explain the Purple Hearts.")

Throughout this intense period of Christ-like personal growth, I have maintained my integrity like you wouldn't believe.
I plan on wearing all my medals when I dine with Mr. And Mrs. (Terry) Kerry at their annual Christmas Dinner in Cambodia, which as you know, commemorates that moonless night long ago when John Forbes Kerry and myself, at the direct order of soon-to-be President Dick Nixon, swam naked across the Mekong Delta to capture VietCong sentries for efficient, yet pain-free interrogation.

[Smartass]

Howdy...

[JRios1968]

I would think "opportunistic" describes him to a T.

[potlatch]

Howdy back attcha!