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Posted on 02/02/2006 1:18:36 PM PST by Exton1

GETTING AHEAD

You don't make progress by standing on the sidelines,
whimpering and complaining.
You make progress by implementing ideas.

Shirley Chisholm (1924-2005) Politician

Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, every one knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, he's been out of work for the past four years and has not even looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars, and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me... and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do??
Signed,
Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore...
You're a United States Senator from New York, act like one.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chisholm; shirley; shirleychisholm

1 posted on 02/02/2006 1:18:38 PM PST by Exton1
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To: Exton1

This would be funny if it weren't so true!


2 posted on 02/02/2006 1:21:29 PM PST by Tokra (I think I'll retire to Bedlam.)
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To: Exton1

Now that's funny, i don't care who you are!


3 posted on 02/02/2006 1:21:52 PM PST by txroadhawg ("Stuck on stupid? I invented stupid! " Al Gore)
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To: Exton1
Dear Abby:

I'd like to have my family tree traced but can't afford it.
Any suggestions On how I can get this done for free.

Low Funds in Massachusetts

Dear Low Funds:

Run for congress.

4 posted on 02/02/2006 1:24:05 PM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Learn from the past, don't live in it.)
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To: Exton1
Advantages are taken, not handed out!


Thats how you get ahead.

5 posted on 02/02/2006 1:32:09 PM PST by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: nutmeg

ping :)


6 posted on 02/02/2006 1:32:45 PM PST by evilC ([573]Tag Server Error, Tag not found)
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To: Exton1

Dear Abbey:

I want to run for president again, but my wife only has a billion dollars, and she refuses to spend it all on me.

JF'nK


Dear JF'nK:

Dump her and marry somebody richer. Third time lucky.

Abbey


7 posted on 02/02/2006 1:57:23 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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