To: Tuscaloosa Goldfinch
"I still don't know why God made sharks ... or grizzly bears."
Don't have any sharks in Montana, but the Griz we do have generally:
1) Eat
2) Sleep
3) Make little griz
4) Scare the crap out of a bunch of tourists who don't know any better than disturb them while they are occupied with the first three items on my list.
5) As a special treat, dine on slow tourists.
16 posted on
02/01/2006 9:23:24 PM PST by
Unrepentant VN Vet
(I can't really accept a welcome home until the last MIA does.)
To: Unrepentant VN Vet
Scare the crap out of a bunch of tourists who don't know any better than disturb them while they are occupied with the first three items on my list.
That statement there, my friend, explains almost EVERY animal attack against humans. They don't consider us part of the food chain...as long as we don't bother them.
18 posted on
02/01/2006 9:25:37 PM PST by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: Unrepentant VN Vet
Well, I don't have to run very fast, just faster than you.
30 posted on
02/01/2006 10:32:15 PM PST by
Licensed-To-Carry
(Praise be to the LORD, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle.)
To: Unrepentant VN Vet
64 posted on
02/02/2006 2:09:06 AM PST by
ChefKeith
(Flies,fleas,ants,ticks,cockroaches,lawyers,judges & politicians All the same. Useless!!!)
To: Unrepentant VN Vet
69 posted on
02/02/2006 6:05:42 AM PST by
Nasty McPhilthy
(Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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