Chelsea Clinton makes Americans forget her father's disgrace

Pravda ^ | 02/01/2006

[Asclepius]

The Americans have been watching Chelsea Clinton's stormy private life for a rather long period already.

I have, have I? Just who is this Chelsea person I've been watching?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

But...but...How on Earth can Web Hubble & Hitlery's 'Love Child' put a positive spin on Clinton's digusting legacy? ;)

[wallcrawlr]

The sins of the father should not be shared by the children.

It was Bills choice to shame his name though...I wonder if Chelsea would keep it if she were to marry.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Bill Clinton is incapable of love for anyone save himself!

Even when he needs(?) to feel like others love him and care for him*???

Example: #41 United States President George H.W. Bush.

[in hoc signo vinces]

I meant the part that reads; "the Clinton name will forever be a synonym for adultry."

[silverleaf]

It was owing to Ian that Chelsea knew sex, love and alcohol for the first time. From time to time, Chelsea left bars and clubs being dead drunk.

Before she met Ian, Chelsea was like Snow White... then, she drifted

[Paul C. Jesup]

It's always sad when a child has to clean up their parents' mess.

[kittymyrib]

LOL...well, that's one worry Hillary can put to rest. Chelsea will never be a Paris Hilton!

[rod1]

I thought Americans had pretty much forgotten about Chelsea.
Must be a really slow news day in Russia.

[American Quilter]

I'm sorry, but no matter what Chelsea does, I still won't forget Webb Hubbell's crimes.

LOL! Good one.

[writmeister]

In October 2005, Chelsea Clinton appeared in public with a new boyfriend. Marc Mezvinsky, the son of ex-senator from Iowa and former Stanford student seems to be a good match for the daughter of the ex-president. Indeed, they have much in common and even their reputations seem to be similar. Now, Chelsea has a chance to gain revenge, turn into a happy princess and obtain a quick promotion the way her mother did. Otherwise, the name Clinton will forever be only the synonym of her father's adultery.

Mezvinsky's father was a congressman from Iowa who later pled guilty to fraud and embezzling from his mother-in-law.

Mezvinsky's mother (also in Congress from Pennsylvania) was defeated after reneging on her pledge to not raise taxes.

He sounds like he has the perfect pedigree for Chelsea.

[ozzymandus]

Nice to see Rush described as a "reporter".

[BunnySlippers]

Not to mention the synonym for Monica's name.

[Shalom Israel]

Pure puffery. For example, how the heck do they know who Chelsea's first sex partner was? For that matter, how do they know she isn't a virgin? Bleah.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Must be a really slow news day in Russia.

To quote actor Sam Neill in We were Soldiers:

"Now That's a Nice Day, Seargent Savage."

[KarlInOhio]

On the contrary, when Chelsea was seven years old her mother told her how the exchange worked so that the girl could know more about the adult life.

Chelsea, there are some nice people who want to help your father and I, but the mean old Republicans won't let them give us a stack of money. So what I do is give them $1,000 to invest for me on the future price of cattle. They also put up a $1,000 of their own and they use the $2,000 to buy cattle futures. Now if the price of cattle goes up, they say the futures which increased in value are mine and the ones which lost money are theirs. But if the price goes down, they say the futures which lost money are theirs and the ones which gained are mine. So now they have $0 and I have $2,000. If they do that a few times, I'll have $100,000 of freshly laundered money. And that, Chelsea, is what we call plausible deniability.

[OldFriend]

Not a single mention of the fact that her new boyfriend's father is in prison.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

One of Republican reporters said: "Everyone knows the Clintons have a cat, Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog?", and pointed to a video monitor that switched to a picture of Chelsea. But that was the only attack of the kind.

Pravda got the Dem talking points memo!

[struwwelpeter]

One of Republican reporters

Stopped reading after this point.

[bigfootbob]

Agreed