Posted on 02/01/2006 4:15:54 AM PST by DollyCali
What a beautiful picture and putty.
If it's not snowing in Buffalo, then it has to be a good day. Hope yours is great. Have you added any more goodies to the website? I haven't had a chance to look this morning.
Enforcing this kind of a rule can sometimes get you into serious trouble, as can be seen from the following protest e-mail my dog sent to his foster mother:
Dear Foster Mommy Pam and Uncle Tom:
Daddy just left, giving me an opportunity to get to the computer and tell you of the horrible anti-dog atrocity he committed yesterday against my innocent person.
All was going well in the morning when he let me out to do my business and socialize with other dogs while he took his shower and did other things. I even thought I would be able, as usual, to go right back into the house and get up up on my bed.
It was not to be the case.
While I was out I smelled the most intense, wonderful odor imaginable. On investigating, I found this unbelievably wonderful rotting carcass with the most enticing yellowish white ooze running all over it. I couldn't resist the goodness. I rolled in the carcass until I was slavered with the ooze, like a rack of ribs covered with BBQ sauce. Since it was all so wonderfully good, I thought Daddy Jim would appreciate it and would be happy to let me jump up on my bed and roll all over, sharing the goodness with him.
I was wrong.
When he let me in to the garage to get back into my house, he looked at me a little strangely, apparently seeing the goodness smeared all over me. Then he got within about ten feet, smelled it, and said I'd done "the mother of all shit rolls" and that I was going to get the "mother of all dog baths." That's when he showed what a hideous, sadistic torturer he was.
He didn't let me into my house. Instead, he went downstairs, got out a bottle of hideous green chemical, and turned on the cold water outdoors. I came when he called for me, but gave him the slip and ran up to the deck outside my bedroom. Then he went into the house, worked on this computer for a while, and came out by the pool. He disingenuously called to me, but I saw him holding another torture instrument, a leash, and tried to get back into the house on the lower level, where he cornered me.
Then the real torture began. He drenched me with cold water, and just added more when I tried to shake it off. Then he smeared the horrible green chemical all over me, worked it into a suds, and rinsed it, and much of the goodness, off. I thought that was the end of the horrible, unjustified torment, but I was wrong. Some of the goodness was still on me and it got on his T-shirt and the towel he used to dry me. That meant, once again mumbling about the "mother of all dog baths," he repeated the entire horrible torture, including the anit-dog chemical warfare. Finally, he let me back into my house, where I made a mad dash into the bedroom, followed by a levitating dive onto my bed.
Right now I'm suffering the after-effects of the torture, with a very soft coat and none of the goodness. Worst of all, that evil man has even plugged the hole in the fence I used to go out through to find the goodness.
I'm nothing but a love dog and I DON'T DESERVE THIS INHUMAN TORTURE. If you have any compassion, CALL PETA, CALL THE ASPCA, and make sure this horrible thing never happens again.
Your loving Foster Son
Here I am...between here and Tony! LOL!
It's beautiful here, as usual. How boring! ~~ducking~~
It's 53 degrees.
You doing okay today? What are you going to be doing?
Uh-hmmm...
I'll have you know, I'm an excellent driver
-Jack
-Bailey and Jack
"Baby" Maddie
Thanks for taking such good care of our Finest FReeper FRiends today, ladies!
Props to my furbabies! The Dread Boston Salty is barking at the baby gate right now, and the Ferocious Feline Bebop Trio are scratching, grooming, and eating.
Don't know what I'd do without 'em!
Re #'s 72-77, what an adorable series of photos! Thank you for posting them. :o)
I love these critter threads. Dunno what I'd do without my furbabies.
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