A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day...2-1-06...A letter to My Pets

DollyCali | February 1, 2006 | dollycali;

[Mrs.Nooseman]

That is an adorable story.

Thanks for sharing.:)

[MEG33]

;)

[Mrs.Nooseman]

Good morning GB.:)

[Peach]

A neighbor's cat practically lives outside on our veranda. She's the prettiest cat and at times very cuddly, but then other days, she won't even give me the time of day. Moody and tempermental, something most dogs are not.

[MEG33]

Dog vs Cat Diaries

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE



EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY


DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture...Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this On their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my activities. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

-Author Unknown

[Peach]

I've never seen that one before; it's PRICELESS! And true. LOLOL

[Gucho]

Thanks for the ping DC. A great thread & outstanding photos!

[GodBlessUSA]

Good Morning Mrs. N :)

[MEG33]

Good morning, Gucho. These are always fun threads.

[MEG33]

My life today I yield, O Lord, to Thee, A channel for Thy love and grace to be; Use me just as Thou wilt, I humbly pray, To point some soul unto the Living Way. —Christiansen

"Witnessing isn't just a job to be done, it's a life to be lived."

Thank you, Mayor.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Funny!

Morning, ((((Meggsie)))

: )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Hi, Rus!

[MEG33]

I loved the President's speech

[MEG33]

Morning ((((((Wolfie)))))))

;)

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Meg :) Yes, our President was absolutely Brilliant. :)

These graphics are so cute and such fun. :)

[GodBlessUSA]

Good Morning Louie!
I haven't seen you in a while. I hope you are doing well :)

[Gucho]

Good morning Meg. Great fun photos.

[ST.LOUIE1]

Doin' just fine, GeeBee, thank you.

BTW, your thread was excellent. I didn't post but did check it out. You're a very quick study. : )

[GodBlessUSA]

Thanks so much :)

I have an excellent teacher. Billie can put with me, I know I must drive her crazy, she is an Angel. LOL

[MEG33]

I think we have had 7 toys pulled off the ends of these that hook over the door by our kittens ..and the scratching post also was separated from the base..They now have a climbing , snoozing tower by a big window.