DFU SONG: Runaway Train (condescending Hillary's plantation song)

The right wing thinks that they own the plantation
You poor black folks, I'm your salvation
What I'm talking about, I think you know it
And if you love me, it's really time to show it

All your progress has come from me and my friends
What we've done is easy to defend
You're so helpless, and brain cells you are lacking
If you want my help, then I expect your backing

Every time I see you using crack or downing 40-ouncers
You'll need me or you'll be screwed by America

When the day comes and you go to vote
Take your sample ballots with my notes
Your dream, the GOP will wreck it
When you see a big "D", you must check it

I'll raise taxes 'cause I know how to use 'em
You get freebies and shouldn't lose 'em
When it's time for abortion of your baby
The government will pay, I don't mean maybe

Set asides will certainly continue
That is, folks, the least I can do
FJBs, I warn you to be quiet
Or near your homes, my pals will start riots

Every time I see you using crack or downing 40-ouncers
You'll need me or you'll be screwed by America

When the day comes and you go to vote
Take your sample ballots with my notes
Your hope, the GOP will wreck it
When you see a big "D", you must check it

There's an office that I truly deserve
My black minions, I will never swerve
Hey, Peter Paul, I will keep voters in the dark
They'll find you with your friends in Fort Marcy Park

When the day comes and you go to vote
Take your sample ballots with my notes
If you have hope, the GOP will wreck it
When you see a big "D", you've got to check it

When the day comes and you go out to vote
Take your sample ballots with my notes
If you have hope, the GOP will wreck it
When you see a big "D", you must check it

Thanks. Here is my favorite version ---

(reprise) DFU SONG: Runaway Train (the Dems don't like the purple fingers in Iraq)
DFU SONGS | 2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 12/15/2005 7:47:52 AM PST by doug from upland

Am I just a wuss or do some of you also have tears in your eyes as you watch this unfold? As the Iraqi woman said it, you who don't like America and President Bush can go to hell! All you naive leftist airheaded fools who want peace, from where do you think peace will come? By waiting for France? By giving in to terrorists? By delaying the day of reckoning until they are more dangerous? No, nitwits. You fight evil. You never back down from evil.

God bless our soldiers. God bless the brave Iraqi people. God bless George W. Bush. And God bless the United States of America.

MIDI - RUNAWAY TRAIN (Soul Asylum)

They just watched as the train had left the station
We've been blessed George Bush leads our nation
Every day as we're feeling very grateful
The DemocRATS are displaying how they're hateful

At good news they're reacting really sadly
They keep hoping things will go badly
There's no joy because freedom has been spreading
That Bush gets credit the traitors have been dreading

When they see a purple finger, that is when their blood runs cold
Because deep down the leftists hate America

Everywhere watch freedom's flags unfurl
Great change sweeping all around the world
Dictators everywhere are dropping
This train evil men will not be stopping

Do not ever depend on French or Germans
Or the rest of Old Euro-vermin
They have souls that have all succumbed to cancer
We are a nation that's asking God for answers

At good news they're reacting really sadly
They keep hoping things will go badly
There's no joy because freedom has been spreading
That Bush gets credit the traitors have been dreading

When they see a purple finger, that is when their blood runs cold
Because deep down the leftists hate America

Everywhere watch freedom's flags unfurl
Great change sweeping all around the world
Dictators everywhere are dropping
This train evil men will not be stopping

(musical break)

We've been trying to do what is right
This great nation is a shining light
A noble story's what we have to tell
You critics can go straight to hell!

Everywhere watch freedom's flags unfurl
Great change sweeping all around the world
Dictators everywhere are dropping
This train evil men will not be stopping

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