Terror Threat To Alaska

Foxnews

[mewzilla]

Or they just want to up the price of gas some more. Probably saw that recent polling about Dems caring more about higher gas prices. Wish someone would do a story on what the heads of all those enviroweenie groups drive. Bet it ain't compacts.

[Lowell]

WATCH OUT HOUSTON!

[ConservativeMan55]

That is what Bill Hemmer just said..."Good Luck"

[Godzilla]

Where they going to hide with the other mooselims in area afterward?

[Concho]

They sorely discount Alaskas stance on guns and an armed public......

[green iguana]

Oh I'd just love to see a bunch of guys from the Middle East traipsing around the interior of Alaska trying to find the pipeline. Can you say 'death by exposure?' or 'bear food?'

[muawiyah]

I'm thinking about some Saudi taking a trip in mukluks out into the taiga for more than 15 minutes.

Not likely.

[jdm]

"What're they gonna shoot the pipeline with?"

Potato guns and super balls, I reckon. ;)

[glock rocks]

BOLO

[sarasota]

Well the liberal media sure have made sure that a hit on the Alaskan pipeline would be devastating. Among other target-rich environments for terrorists. They've outlined them all.

[RSmithOpt]

Hope they leave to attempt it now in the dead of winter....hope they've had good cold weather training. Alaska is no place to learn on the job cold weather survival. Most jihadis wouldn't last a week winter or summer.

[areafiftyone]

I heard this this mornng on Fox and Friends. Supposedly the threat is pretty old.

[MineralMan]

"That is what Bill Hemmer just said..."Good Luck""

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Really. And this is not a particularly good time of year to be wandering around in the Alaskan boonies, especially for folks who are dumb as rocks. It's darned dark and cold along the pipeline. A guy could freeze to death out there and not be found for a long time.

Cars don't work well this time of year, either, and where would these idiots get vehicles anyhow up there. Indeed, how the heck would they get there in the first place, except by air? I can see it now:

Allahu Fubar: I need to rent a fully-winterized four wheel drive vehicle. (in very broken English)
Avis Agent: What? I can't understand you.
Allahu Fubar: SUV! SUV!
Avis Agent: Where will you be driving?
Allahu Fubar: Sightsee. Only sightsee.
Avis Agent: May I see your driver's license and a major credit card, please?
Allahu Fubar: Here is money!
Avis Agent: One moment. (Goes into back office. Calls FBI.)

(In another part of Anchorage)
Gun Shop Owner: Help you?
Muhammed bin Headrag: I need large gun. Many bullets.
Gun Shop Owner: I'll show you a large gun, A..hole! Get out of my danged store.

[MaDeuce]

Time for the Alaska Fish & Game to open another season up there an put up posters.

!!! ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION !!!
Terrorist Season 01/01/2006 - 12/31/9999
No licence needed. No permit required

Bounty: $25 - live capture
$100 - dead intact
$150 - dead and skinned
$1,000 - dead, skinned, and dismembered

Weigh station locations posted at AF&G website.

Happy Hunting!

[areafiftyone]

LOL Why is Fox doing a News Alert when this was discussed on Fox and Friends this morning? LOL Sometimes I wonder about their news alerts!

[conservative barking moonbat]

They better not harm the Caribou.

[Bender2]

Was that "Terrorists" or "Democrats?"

BTW they are both the same, so never mind...

[Godzilla]

Yep, 'ol Allahu Fubar will definitely look out of place.

[white trash redneck]

Look for the left to use this as another justification to curtail firearms rights.