Time for the Alaska Fish & Game to open another season up there an put up posters.
!!! ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION !!!
Terrorist Season 01/01/2006 - 12/31/9999
No licence needed. No permit required
Bounty: $25 - live capture
$100 - dead intact
$150 - dead and skinned
$1,000 - dead, skinned, and dismembered
Weigh station locations posted at AF&G website.
Happy Hunting!
$10,000 - dead, skinned, dismembered and packed in pork fat!!