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Thank Heaven for Atom Bombs
RightWingBob.com ^ | 01/20/2006 | RWB

Posted on 01/20/2006 8:25:33 AM PST by Merciful_Friend

Thank Heaven ...

Each time I see an atom bomb
(We’ve 5 or 6 or 7)

I can’t resist a joyous urge to smile and say,

Thank heaven for atom bombs
For atom bombs are bigger in every way,
Thank heaven for atom bombs
They blow up in the most delightful way

Their critical masses so fine and appealing
One day will flash and send you crashing through the ceiling

Thank heaven for atom bombs
Thank heaven for them all
We’ve no army, and no navy,
That dirt cheap nuclear fission will save me
Thank heaven, thank heaven, thank heaven for atom bombs

Jacques Chirac

The curious thing is how little modification this song needed to fully express France’s current military and security posture.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chirac; france; frenchnukes; nuclear

1 posted on 01/20/2006 8:25:34 AM PST by Merciful_Friend
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To: Merciful_Friend

Someone reported on this subject yesterday that France has 4 nuke subs.


2 posted on 01/20/2006 8:29:26 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: Merciful_Friend

What's scarier is that Chirac has no problem selling this technology to the highest bidder.


3 posted on 01/20/2006 8:30:29 AM PST by cake_crumb (Leftist Credo: One Wing to Rule them All and to the Darkside Bind them)
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To: Merciful_Friend
Yes,
Made in America
Tested In Japan
With Great Success! ! ! !
4 posted on 01/20/2006 8:32:24 AM PST by DeaconRed (IF . . . . . . . . . . . . . .)
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To: Merciful_Friend
ROTFLMAO!

Good Parody J

5 posted on 01/20/2006 8:56:15 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Tagline Repair Service. Let us fix those broken Taglines. Inquire within(Presented by TagLines R US))
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