Posted on 01/18/2006 3:38:23 PM PST by Jeff Head
Verse 1:
In early ought six we made a little noise,
Yonder there in Pakistan for Al Quida and its boys
We heard there was a meeting so we planned the mission well,
And when the missiles landed, they all was blown to...
Chorus:
Well, their burkas went a flyin' in amongst their body parts,
they was shreddin and a tearin' as the building came apart.
Though they met in darkness, the blast was light as day,
and when it all was over all their asses ran away.
Verse 2:
We wanted al-Zawahiri, but he couldn't make the date,
So we settled for ole Mursi, and we sent him to his fate,
He'd bombed and planned and murdered, and he thought that he was fell,
But when the missiles landed, all his plans was blown to...
Chorus:
Well, their burkas went a flyin' in amongst their body parts,
shreddin and a tearin' as the building came apart.
Though they met in darkness, the blast was light as day,
and when it all was over all their asses ran away.
Ya, they ran through the canyons and they ran through the bushes,
and they ran through the thickets where their camels couldn't go.
They ran so fast that reporters couldn't catch them,
Carryin' dead and wounded so nobody else would know.
Verse 3:
Bin Laden heard the story and he laid down on his side,
and then he started moanin' when he heard that Mursi died,
He knew he'd go on hidin' and some day he too could tell,
The missiles they would come for him, and he'd be blown to...
Chorus:
Well, their burkas went a flyin' in amongst their body parts,
shreddin and a tearin' as the building came apart.
Though they met in darkness, the blast was light as day,
and when it all was over all their asses ran away.
Ya, they ran through the canyons and they ran through the bushes,
and they ran through the thickets where their camels couldn't go.
They ran so fast that reporters couldn't catch them,
Carryin' dead and wounded so nobody else would know.
Words Copyright by Jeff Head - 2006
FYI
Doug from Upland has some competition.
I like.
"He'd bombed and planned and murdered, and he thought that he was fell"
He thought that he was "fell"?
What the hell does that mean?
WELL done, Jeff
Not even close...Doug from Upland and Kieth from Iowa have always had tons of talent in this area. Every now and then I have a moment.
Super!
Thanks...I believe we dealt them a hard blow. Only wish it had been harder and netted a couple of other "special" targets.
Thank you...those animals deserved every bit of it.
Thanks...feel free to spread it around.
Their mules...their donkeys...LOL!
...made you laugh...
thanks again
The original for reference.
Thanks...I believe the hunt is ongoing and intense for the likes of bin-Laden and his cronies and they are having to keep their heads down very low and hide in holes...one day, they will meet their end at the hands of our military personnel.
yep...you did. hehehe. Thank you!
Thanks for the ping!
FYI...you may like this.
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