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Ted Kennedy: Clown Prince of the Senate
The New Media Journal ^ | Jan. 18, 2006 | Tony Phyrillas

Posted on 01/18/2006 1:16:08 PM PST by COUNTrecount

January 18, 2006 - That Ted Kennedy is a Democrat is irrelevant. That Ted Kennedy is a liberal doesn’t matter, either. The fact that Ted Kennedy is a buffoon should be of concern to all of Americans. The United States, collectively, should be embarrassed to have Ted Kennedy serving in the Senate.

So many liberals are concerned about America’s image abroad. They coddle the corrupt United Nations because it matters to them how America is perceived.

If anyone outside the United States watched Kennedy’s performance during the confirmation hearings for Judge Samuel Alito, they would come away with only one impression of the state of American politics. The circus has come to town. The only thing missing from Kennedy’s wardrobe was a red rubber nose and oversized shoes.

Do the voters of Massachusetts realize that Ted Kennedy is regarded as a court jester in the other 49 states? What does that say about residents of Massachusetts and their blind obedience to a political antique who rode his dead brothers’ coattails to the national spotlight four decades ago? The gene pool dried up by the time Joseph and Rose Kennedy had young Teddy.

I propose a Constitutional amendment prohibiting Massachusetts from voting in national elections until the good folks of the Bay State stop electing the likes of Ted Kennedy and John Forbes Kerry to the Senate.

When it comes to politics, Republicans are good at policing their own. Tom Delay was the most powerful member of the House of Representatives a year ago. Delay hasn’t been convicted of any crime and his indictment by a Democratic prosecutor in Texas is politically motivated. But DeLay had become damaged goods for the party. He was a lightning rod for the left-wing attack dogs. Republicans took care of their problem. Delay is no longer in a position of authority and his days in Congress are numbered.

Liberals refuse to deal with embarrassments like Ted Kennedy or Dick Durban or Barbara Boxer. Kennedy, the captain of the Chappaquiddick Swim Team, has been in the Senate for 44 years. Durban compared American soldiers fighting in Iraq to "Nazis." Boxer is just plain batty.

By the time the Alito hearings were done, all Kennedy could show his radical left puppet masters was the ability to bring Alito’s wife, Martha-Ann, to tears with absurd accusations that Judge Alito was a bigot because he joined a conservative college club at Princeton that wouldn’t admit women and minorities.

By the way, Alito will be confirmed by the Senate with at least 60 votes.

Imagine if the tables had been reversed. How would Ted Kennedy like to answer questions about his past, specifically, the suspicious and untimely death of Mary Jo Kopechne?

For those not old enough to remember, Mary Jo Kopechne was a 28-year-old woman that a then-married Ted Kennedy was driving home after a party on Martha’s Vineyard. Kennedy was one of five married men at the party, which was also attended by six young single women. On July 18, 1969, Kennedy, driving on an expired driver’s license, drove his car off a narrow wooden bridge into a pond on the tiny island of Chappaquiddick, adjacent to Martha’s Vineyard. The car sank in eight-feet of water, landing on its roof. Kennedy saved himself, walked back to the cottage where the party was taking place and told a couple of his buddies about the crash.

Kennedy didn’t report the accident to police until the next day when Kopechne’s body was fished out of the water. Kennedy was never charged in Kopechne’s death — this was Massachusetts after all — but Kennedy’s presidential ambitions drowned with Kopechne. He did plead guilty to leaving the scene of an accident and was given a two-month suspended sentence and a year’s probation.

Here’s a man with a history of alcoholism who caused the death of a woman attempting to smear the good name of a judge because Alito joined a college club the liberals don’t approve. Only in America.

Led by Kennedy, Senate Democrats made fools of themselves during the Alito hearings. The site of a bunch of millionaire liberal elites attempting to tarnish the stellar reputation of a man who grew up in a working class Italian neighborhood in Newark, N.J., speaks volume about how disconnected Democrats have become from the country.

This is not the party of the working man, the immigrant and the churchgoer. This is the party of Ivy League snobs, of West Coast loons, the radical left and the abortion-on-demand lobby. This is a party that couldn’t find the American heartland if you gave them a map and pointed them in the right direction. It’s a party led by cynics grasping at straws as they see their grip on political power slip away.

If Democrats want to know why they’re becoming the permanent minority party, look no further than the rogue’s gallery they have for leaders: Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, John Forbes Kerry, Dick Durbin, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden.

Ted Kennedy, who turns 74 in February, joined the Senate in 1962. He’s running for re-election in November and will retain his seat in the Senate until he’s 80 — if he lives that long. Someday there will be no Ted Kennedy. And the world will be a better place. Tony Phyrillas is a veteran newspaperman with 24 years experience as a reporter and editor. He is currently the city


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1 posted on 01/18/2006 1:16:10 PM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: COUNTrecount

Clown prince?


Crown & Club Prince, is more like it.


2 posted on 01/18/2006 1:17:11 PM PST by Blzbba (Sub sole nihil novi est)
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To: COUNTrecount
This is what that clown needs...
3 posted on 01/18/2006 1:19:07 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: COUNTrecount

"The only thing missing from Kennedy’s wardrobe was a red rubber nose....."

Oh, I think those gin blossoms fill the bill.


4 posted on 01/18/2006 1:21:05 PM PST by SAMS (Nobody loves a soldier until the enemy is at the gate; Army Wife & Marine Mom)
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To: COUNTrecount

>>How would Ted Kennedy like to answer questions about his past, specifically, the suspicious and untimely death of Mary Jo Kopechne?
>>For those not old enough to remember, Mary Jo Kopechne was a 28-year-old woman...

What everyone should know about Ted Kennedy
http://www.ytedk.com/


5 posted on 01/18/2006 1:21:38 PM PST by calcowgirl
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To: sauropod

mark


6 posted on 01/18/2006 1:22:26 PM PST by sauropod ("Here Lies Joe Biden, Buried Under His Own Words.")
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To: COUNTrecount


teddy hiccup is an embarassment, a drunk, a murderer, a buffoon, has fathered one child that we know of out of wedlock, has been senile for years, but his loyal followers here in MA will just keep voting him in over and over again.


7 posted on 01/18/2006 1:23:09 PM PST by rockabyebaby (I'm not afraid to say out loud what the rest of you are afraid to admit.)
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To: EX52D

Yes! A ball-gag!


8 posted on 01/18/2006 1:23:16 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ("Don't touch that thing")
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To: COUNTrecount
Ted should be elevated to Minority Leader as far as I'm concerned. His behavior, cheered on by the aging throngs of hippy retreads and leftists shills, does more to educate the American public about who the dmocRATs really are than anything the Republicans could produce.
9 posted on 01/18/2006 1:24:41 PM PST by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra

It seemed fitting...


10 posted on 01/18/2006 1:25:08 PM PST by EX52D (They say that anger is just love disappointed...)
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To: rockabyebaby

Words of wisdom: "I do not belong to that group but I am getting out as fast as I can".


11 posted on 01/18/2006 1:26:25 PM PST by gunnedah
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To: COUNTrecount
LOL...GREAT PICTURE....and so true...


12 posted on 01/18/2006 1:28:58 PM PST by shield (The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instructions.Pr 1:7)
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To: COUNTrecount

It may not be rubber, but it was sure red.


13 posted on 01/18/2006 1:29:09 PM PST by rwa265 (The Promises of the Lord, I Will Proclaim Forever)
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To: COUNTrecount

"I propose a Constitutional amendment prohibiting Massachusetts from voting in national elections until the good folks of the Bay State stop electing the likes of Ted Kennedy and John Forbes Kerry to the Senate."


LOL... AMEN!

I've been constantly baffled by the fact that in our last presidential election Democrats were stupid enough to nominate Kerry. Regardless of their politics, ideology, whatever (and even if I agreed with Democrats more than Republicans) the sheer stupidity reflected by the nomination of a wooden, arch-liberal snob, made it absolutely impossible for me to imagine voting for their candidate. I have a lot of liberal, Democrat young friends who were totally turned off by that nomination too. Massachussetts liberal has truly become a bad word in American politics... and for good reason!


14 posted on 01/18/2006 1:31:12 PM PST by TheStraightDope
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To: COUNTrecount

I don't know if I'd call him the clown PRINCE. It's a race between him and Byrd, I'd say.


15 posted on 01/18/2006 1:34:30 PM PST by Brilliant
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To: COUNTrecount
Repealing the 17th amendment would take care of almost all of the problems with the Senate.
16 posted on 01/18/2006 1:34:48 PM PST by Brad C.
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To: COUNTrecount

"If Democrats want to know why they’re becoming the permanent minority party, look no further than the rogue’s gallery they have for leaders: Ted Kennedy, Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, John Forbes Kerry, Dick Durbin, Barbara Boxer, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Joe Biden."

Talking about clowns, how could he overlook Chuckie Shumer?


17 posted on 01/18/2006 1:35:21 PM PST by rwa265 (The Promises of the Lord, I Will Proclaim Forever)
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To: gunnedah


LOL! Don't forget, he pays about a hundred bucks to this organization he can't wait to quit!


18 posted on 01/18/2006 1:38:43 PM PST by rockabyebaby (I'm not afraid to say out loud what the rest of you are afraid to admit.)
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To: rwa265

If any of the rest of us had committed the vehicular homicide that drunk Teddy did we would be getting out of prison about now.
Ted Kennedy is a drunk and he is a murderer. He should not be allowed to shine the shoes of the janitors who clean the restrooms in our capital.


19 posted on 01/18/2006 1:39:19 PM PST by oldenuff2no
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To: COUNTrecount
COME JOIN THE MOCKING OF TEDDY IN SONG
20 posted on 01/18/2006 1:42:24 PM PST by doug from upland (NEW YORK TIMES -- traitorous b*st*rds)
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