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1 posted on 01/17/2006 5:31:53 PM PST by presidio9
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This gets my nomination for the dumbest story of 2006.


Of course, it's only January.


2 posted on 01/17/2006 5:35:09 PM PST by Dog Gone
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Sheeeeeesh

When I shovel manure I rarely comment on it's ambiance.
3 posted on 01/17/2006 5:36:27 PM PST by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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To: presidio9

Personally, I think of Jesus as being a Skynyrd fan.


4 posted on 01/17/2006 5:36:52 PM PST by appleharvey
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Oh, brother.


6 posted on 01/17/2006 5:39:24 PM PST by buccaneer81 (Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
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Jesus would have a chocolate Ipod, he would want that. And one day all ipods here will be chocolate.......


7 posted on 01/17/2006 5:39:33 PM PST by mosquewatch.com ("The enemy is anyone who will get you killed, no matter what side they are on.")
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There is no such thing as Christian Rock. Its rock.
--ducking for incoming ;)


8 posted on 01/17/2006 5:40:47 PM PST by Babsig (www.genesysitsolutions.com)
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Jesus would listen to The Band, and he'd sing along to the Weight (IMHO).


14 posted on 01/17/2006 6:01:12 PM PST by SittinYonder (That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
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To: presidio9

Gregorian Chants weren.t an option!?


16 posted on 01/17/2006 6:10:05 PM PST by ApplegateRanch (Mad-Mo! Allah bin Satan commands ye: Bow to him 5 times/day: Head down, @ss-up, and fart at Heaven!)
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Two words: Captain Beefheart. I have it on good information that in Jesus' home office above his Mac, he's got a poster of Trout-mask Replica


17 posted on 01/17/2006 6:29:05 PM PST by 0siris
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I think He would listen to:


19 posted on 01/17/2006 6:38:42 PM PST by RockinRight ("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
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This is not an accurate poll. If it were accurate it would have results like this:

Traditional Hymns 33.333%

Christian Rock 33.333%

Southern "You're going be singing it in Heaven, so you best be singing it now, lest you end up in the hot place" Gospel 33.333%


20 posted on 01/17/2006 7:10:39 PM PST by TexanToTheCore (Rock the pews, Baby)
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Dumb, dumb, dumb! You know exactly what Jesus would listen too!


21 posted on 01/17/2006 7:17:29 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
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I highly doubt Jesus would be narcissistic enough to want to listen to Christian music. I could see him listening to CCR or the Doors. I don't think the Eagles would be on his playlist since Don Henley is the Anti-Christ.
24 posted on 01/17/2006 7:52:20 PM PST by killjoy (Same Shirt, Different Day)
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WWJHOHI? What would Jesus have on his Ipod?

My guesses:
-One of Us by Joan Osborne
-Stairway to Heaven by Dolly Parton

and he's waiting for the "Flying Nun" podcasts contract to signed with Apple and its syndication company.
28 posted on 01/17/2006 8:08:16 PM PST by jackieaxe (Tancreto '08)
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