1 posted on
01/17/2006 5:31:53 PM PST by
presidio9
To: presidio9
This gets my nomination for the dumbest story of 2006.
Of course, it's only January.
2 posted on
01/17/2006 5:35:09 PM PST by
Dog Gone
To: presidio9
Sheeeeeesh
When I shovel manure I rarely comment on it's ambiance.
3 posted on
01/17/2006 5:36:27 PM PST by
TexasTransplant
(NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
To: presidio9
Personally, I think of Jesus as being a Skynyrd fan.
To: presidio9
6 posted on
01/17/2006 5:39:24 PM PST by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: presidio9
Jesus would have a chocolate Ipod, he would want that. And one day all ipods here will be chocolate.......
7 posted on
01/17/2006 5:39:33 PM PST by
mosquewatch.com
("The enemy is anyone who will get you killed, no matter what side they are on.")
To: presidio9
There is no such thing as Christian Rock. Its rock.
--ducking for incoming ;)
8 posted on
01/17/2006 5:40:47 PM PST by
Babsig
(www.genesysitsolutions.com)
To: presidio9; eyespysomething
Jesus would listen to The Band, and he'd sing along to the Weight (IMHO).
14 posted on
01/17/2006 6:01:12 PM PST by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: presidio9
Gregorian Chants weren.t an option!?
16 posted on
01/17/2006 6:10:05 PM PST by
ApplegateRanch
(Mad-Mo! Allah bin Satan commands ye: Bow to him 5 times/day: Head down, @ss-up, and fart at Heaven!)
To: presidio9
Two words: Captain Beefheart. I have it on good information that in Jesus' home office above his Mac, he's got a poster of Trout-mask Replica
17 posted on
01/17/2006 6:29:05 PM PST by
0siris
To: presidio9
I think He would listen to:
19 posted on
01/17/2006 6:38:42 PM PST by
RockinRight
("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
To: presidio9
This is not an accurate poll. If it were accurate it would have results like this:
Traditional Hymns 33.333%
Christian Rock 33.333%
Southern "You're going be singing it in Heaven, so you best be singing it now, lest you end up in the hot place" Gospel 33.333%
To: presidio9
Dumb, dumb, dumb! You know exactly what Jesus would listen too!
21 posted on
01/17/2006 7:17:29 PM PST by
Revolting cat!
("In the end, nothing explains anything.")
To: presidio9
I highly doubt Jesus would be narcissistic enough to want to listen to Christian music. I could see him listening to CCR or the Doors. I don't think the Eagles would be on his playlist since Don Henley is the Anti-Christ.
24 posted on
01/17/2006 7:52:20 PM PST by
killjoy
(Same Shirt, Different Day)
To: presidio9
WWJHOHI? What would Jesus have on his Ipod?
My guesses:
-One of Us by Joan Osborne
-Stairway to Heaven by Dolly Parton
and he's waiting for the "Flying Nun" podcasts contract to signed with Apple and its syndication company.
28 posted on
01/17/2006 8:08:16 PM PST by
jackieaxe
(Tancreto '08)
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