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Jesus favours rock on His iPod
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| Tuesday January 17, 2006
| Lester Haines
Posted on 01/17/2006 5:31:52 PM PST by presidio9
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:31:53 PM PST
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
This gets my nomination for the dumbest story of 2006.
Of course, it's only January.
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:35:09 PM PST
by
Dog Gone
To: presidio9
Sheeeeeesh
When I shovel manure I rarely comment on it's ambiance.
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:36:27 PM PST
by
TexasTransplant
(NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
To: presidio9
Personally, I think of Jesus as being a Skynyrd fan.
To: TexasTransplant
(Then again when I pass gas I do survey for a rating)
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:38:03 PM PST
by
TexasTransplant
(NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
To: presidio9
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:39:24 PM PST
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century.)
To: presidio9
Jesus would have a chocolate Ipod, he would want that. And one day all ipods here will be chocolate.......
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:39:33 PM PST
by
mosquewatch.com
("The enemy is anyone who will get you killed, no matter what side they are on.")
To: presidio9
There is no such thing as Christian Rock. Its rock.
--ducking for incoming ;)
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:40:47 PM PST
by
Babsig
(www.genesysitsolutions.com)
To: Babsig
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:41:50 PM PST
by
mosquewatch.com
("The enemy is anyone who will get you killed, no matter what side they are on.")
To: Babsig
In the words of Hank Hill to Christian Rockers, "You aren't making Jesus better you're making rock worse."
I wonder if Jesus would listen to all those bands that sold their souls to the devil? Led Zep rocks no matter which side of the spiritual ledger they are on.
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:46:59 PM PST
by
Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
To: Dog Gone
I don't think even Jesus wouldlisten to Christian rock...
To: The Worthless Miracle
"I don't think even Jesus wouldlisten to Christian rock..."
Hell no. Not a chance.
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:57:49 PM PST
by
jdm
(WWW-WEBMASTER (My grandfather swears it's his email address))
To: Mr. Blonde
Led Zep rocks no matter which side of the spiritual ledger they are on.
Take a wild guess.
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posted on
01/17/2006 5:58:58 PM PST
by
jwh_Denver
(Don't be near Ted Kennedy when his liver explodes.)
To: presidio9; eyespysomething
Jesus would listen to The Band, and he'd sing along to the Weight (IMHO).
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posted on
01/17/2006 6:01:12 PM PST
by
SittinYonder
(That's how I saw it, and see it still.)
To: jwh_Denver
Although it would be easy to guess that they aren't on the side of the Lord, they may have had some spiritual awakenings in more recent times. I will say I'm not going to be throwing any stones for the things they did in their youth. Even the most strong willed Christian would be hard pressed to stay true while in the biggest (and best) rock band on the 70's.
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posted on
01/17/2006 6:08:23 PM PST
by
Mr. Blonde
(You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
To: presidio9
Gregorian Chants weren.t an option!?
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posted on
01/17/2006 6:10:05 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Mad-Mo! Allah bin Satan commands ye: Bow to him 5 times/day: Head down, @ss-up, and fart at Heaven!)
To: presidio9
Two words: Captain Beefheart. I have it on good information that in Jesus' home office above his Mac, he's got a poster of Trout-mask Replica
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posted on
01/17/2006 6:29:05 PM PST
by
0siris
To: ApplegateRanch
Gregorian Chants weren.t an option!?Not yet, but soon. :-)
Good tagline, by the way...
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posted on
01/17/2006 6:33:18 PM PST
by
rzeznikj at stout
(This is a darkroom. Keep the door closed or you'll let all the dark out...)
To: presidio9
I think He would listen to:
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posted on
01/17/2006 6:38:42 PM PST
by
RockinRight
("It's as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc" - Coulter)
To: presidio9
This is not an accurate poll. If it were accurate it would have results like this:
Traditional Hymns 33.333%
Christian Rock 33.333%
Southern "You're going be singing it in Heaven, so you best be singing it now, lest you end up in the hot place" Gospel 33.333%
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