[Constitution Day]

Talk of a hotel being built in time for the 12th Imam's reemergence

If he sees his shadow, does that mean six more weeks of jihad?

[RightWhale]

A hotel for the Great Getting Up Day. These slugs have no imagination.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Just in time for the anti-christ's coming out party.

[SlowBoat407]

Mullahday Inn?

[Semper Paratus]

"Hotel 12, we'll leave the light on for Iman"

[SlowBoat407]

You can book at a discount through jihatwire.com

[MediaMole]

They'll need a new road for the pilgrims to travel -- they should call it Route 666.

[SlowBoat407]

Are you the 12th Imam, come to bring death and destruction to the infidel and raise believers up to paradise with 72 virgins apiece?

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Suites last night.

[Larry Lucido]

"So, are you the Twelfth Imam?"

"No, but I did stay at a Jamkaran Inn Express last night."

[SlowBoat407]

A.Q. KHAN!!!!!!!! You didn't book through Priceline!!!!!!

[COBOL2Java]

More apocalyptic nonsense from the mad Mullahs. The 12th Imam is supposed to return after armageddon. If they're saying he'll return "within a year or two" that gives an insight into what's surrying around inside the empty space between their ears.

Do we want these nutcases to have nuclear materials?

[Constantine XIII]

Actually, no, I haven't slain any infidels.

But I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night!

[newcthem]

IMHO these @ssholes are certifiably nuts. Hopefully when their anti-christ shows up, it will be in a storm of fire, thunder and ash.........all provided by the United States Airforce.

[ganesha]

This looks like your kind of story.

[Family Guy]

Bump for later.

[Mike Darancette]

Hotel Hell.