I saw the headline, I thought this was Scrappleface! DAn Rather from North Korea??
Hey, you beat me to it; my first thought was "this has gotta be Scrappleface".
Gen. Bok says: "the People’s Army will fight to the death and defend ourselves".
Hmmm... shouldn't that be the other way around, or there do they die first then defend themselves? Sheesh, they could use Baghdad Bob as a consultant.