Hey, you beat me to it; my first thought was "this has gotta be Scrappleface".
Gen. Bok says: "the People’s Army will fight to the death and defend ourselves".
Hmmm... shouldn't that be the other way around, or there do they die first then defend themselves? Sheesh, they could use Baghdad Bob as a consultant.
Either way at least they've accepted the fact they'll fight to their death.
Thats a good one! by the way is Baghdad Bob still unemployed or did he kick the bucket?