ATTENTION: Massachusetts GOP - Now's your chance! (Vanity)

Aussie Dasher | 13 January 2006 | Aussie Dasher

[Aussie Dasher]

Massachusetts Republicans, November presents the opportunity you've been waiting for all your lives.

After Lard Ass's appalling behaviour at this week's Alito hearings, he is finally nationally (internationally?) exposed as the fat, drunken, left-wing oaf he is. He is seen by all the world as a bloody disgrace!

Surely, millions of Massachusetts voters must be wondering what the hell they have representing them in Washington.

Given LA Kennedy's advanced age and clearly failing mental capacity, this will be the last chance to kick him to the curb. It will also be the best chance.

Get your act together and run a campaign we can all be proud of. This is your opportunity to make history and send Lard Ass to the obscurity he so richly deserves!

We are ALL depending on you.

[Aussie Dasher]

Do it for the Gipper - and decency in politics!

[saveliberty]

Great minds think alike. I was thinking about strategery last night.

[aligncare]

From your lips to God's ear.

[OldYank1]

I think this is one of those occasions when you will need to see pigs flying first.

I think as long as Kennedy can get to the Senate - even if he is wheeled there in a wagon or carried in on a fork lift - he will be the Senator from Mass.

[Michael Goldsberry]

I have cousins there who constantly vote for The Swimmer.

Mindless union sheep.

[Aussie Dasher]

Are people in Massachusetts really that stupid?

[Michael Goldsberry]

Yes.

[Andy'smom]

Yup.

[CzarNicky]

yes

[mmercier]

For the love of God man, you have finally made a clean break with reality.

There is no GOP to speak of in Massachusetts.

The fatman will be summarily reelected by a huge margin regardless of the scacrifical lamb (if any) that is offered.

[aligncare]

C'mon Mass. What are you waiting for? You have two of the most disgraceful people in the Senate. Give it up; send us statesmen that are in touch with American values.

[Aussie Dasher]

OK. What about some sort of suit to declare the population of Massachusetts insane?

[diverteach]

ATTENTION: Massachusetts GOP - Now's your chance!

Ya'll need to grab at a two-fer. Two for one. Two senators, sKerry and lard a$$ Kennedy with one election.

[ConservativeGreek]

Won't happen.
Cheated on his college exams, committed vehicular homicide, is an alcoholic, brings McCarthy tactics back to the Senate, and he will have his seat as long as he wishes.

[rod1]

Even for the uberliberals in my neighboring state, Teddy is clearly way past the "use before.... date" warning lable". He expired about 1976. And the stentch of his actions is starting to contaminate the whole Senate. Even Sheets Byrd appears almost mentally competent next to Teddy.

[Aussie Dasher]

But isn't there a GOP (sort of) Governor in Ma?

[C210N]

I'm a MA resident, and the answer to your question is basically 'yes'. The common thread of anybody who thinks they can "think", votes for the swimmer because he "brings home the bacon". The issue for these folks is one of bringing more federal $'s back to the state because the fat-one has been there so long and sits on top committees due to seniority. To rid ourselves of teddy requires having an effective response to that line of thinking, and having an opponent to run against him to drive that response. I'd hope Mitt would consider it - and if he proved himself worthy by defeating ted, perhaps at the same time wipe off the MA-taint he currently has preventing any chance at the Presidency.

[Mr. Mojo]

You win the rhetorical question of the day award.

[ConservativeGreek]

Massachusetts Republicans, November presents the opportunity

Massachusetts is a one party State. There is no viable State Republican party. Eleven congress critters and two Senators, all Dims.

[HHKrepublican_2]

Yes.