HA ha...
Posted on 01/12/2006 8:51:09 AM PST by BJClinton
I love a good flaming. Keeps me arse hairs under control.
"A lawsuit against the Parks and Recreation Department of the city of Riverside for putting a blue dye in their public pool that activated when one urinated in the pool. Steve was very embarrassed when he was caught urinating in the pool. As he left the pool after urinating, the blue evidence was everywhere. His whole family laughed at him.
That same pool is being sued by Bozell because they had dive sticks in the pool and he was doing cannon ball dives into the pool. He landed on a dive stick and it went into his ass. he stepped out of the pool to the laughter of all the people there as the dive stick flopped around in the crack of his ass... "
http://www.madison.com/images/articles/tct/2005/07/26/17582_thumb.jpg
"Ummm...okay...yeah, I'm gonna have to say that's gotta hurt"
That post is written by something so confused, it doesn't know whether to scratch its watch or wind its a$$. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the gobbledygook in there? Anyway, who was talking to you or even taking you under consideration? How true is Stanislaw J. Lec's famous remark: "Every now and then you meet someone whose ignorance is encyclopedic."
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. I'd get more pleasure from running my nostrils down a cactus, than reading another contribution from you. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through a vat of chunky peanut butter; if your weren't so fat that when you run, you make the CD player skip at the radio station, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. No, come to think of it, you would.
In closing, I suggest the next time that you feel an urge to embarrass yourself and bore others, that you summon all your might, and resist.
Is that how you and your buddies got the pictures of my kitchen that you posted?
Sounds like cyber stalking to me.
The CREVO threads could keep the courts tied up for decades!!!
Whiny Baby Alert!
A 1.75'er of Vladimir. I should thank you for having a soft enough cocoanut that the bottle didn't break, although in a truly ironic twist, later that night after finishing the bottle, I tripped over a fire hydrant and concussed myself.
Do you think I have a case against you?
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
Hey Dasher, I see many suits of this nature coming and I see a lot being filed against a certain web site that I will not plug by mentioning its name!
I'm still waiting for you to humiliate me beyond what 'no man could endure.'
I promise I won't sue.
Yes! When you think Ohio, you think Bengals! wHoOt!
Your discussion of zotting distresses me. Consider yer butt sued.
Sounds like it~~
This could ruin the OFST.
Not even that, it's AOL, a "speedbump on the info superhighway", or the "Trailer Park on the Info Highway".
Just one little dark corner of the Internet.
Here's an old, old, oldie, slightly modified.
Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] Me too er [x] Perver [ ] Geek
[x] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[ ] You posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[x] You spammed an answer of a spam TO THE WRONG GROUPS
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You suck
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[x] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] I think you might be a DUmmie
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Be the PR guy for Canter & Siegel
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be Senator Frank's love slave
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Post your tests to alt.test
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[x] Take your sh*t somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or f*ck off
[ ] All of the above
end flame
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Here's a classic Rathergood.com ditty. It's dedicated to the man who sued his fellow "romancing older men" chat room partners.
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/
I know you are but what am I?
I have no idea how they got that.
What MLS has are exteriors.
I would guess your developer has/had a website.
Sounds like cyber stalking to me.
Cyber stalking would have to involve following someone around the Internet and posting where they do.
Technically, your posting at CP would be cyber stalking, not the other way around.
I haven't posted anything about you or any other poster since the one transgression I apologised for.
So9
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