A 1.75'er of Vladimir. I should thank you for having a soft enough cocoanut that the bottle didn't break, although in a truly ironic twist, later that night after finishing the bottle, I tripped over a fire hydrant and concussed myself.
Do you think I have a case against you?
Owl_Eagle(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
Possibly.
If my head had been hard enough to break the bottle, the liquor would have been spilled and you would have not been able to consume it. If you hadn't been able to consume it then you almost certainly would not have been (as) intoxicated, and you probably would have been able to maintain your balance when the fire hydrant stepped in front of you. Therefore, my fault.
If I were you, I would sue both me and the owner of the errant hydrant.
Oh, and by the way, please return the stuffed panda.