DFU SONG: Bridge Over Troubled Water (Ted threatens to drive "Alioto" off bridge)

DFU SONGS | 1-2006 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER

(musical intro)

Alioto, you will be grilled
Before we're done with you, we'll have had our fill
You racist scum, we'll certainly be exposing you
So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw

I failed lifeguard class...you know that
But I float pretty well because I am so fat

My Oldsmobile has been restored to original

So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw

I won't hesitate...like old times

We know that Oldsmobile just cannot stop on a dime
And in my hand will be a bottle for company

So I am warning you
There's a bridge off of which I'll drive you if you don't withdraw
There's a bridge off of which I will drive you if you don't withdraw

Withdraw

[doug from upland]

ALITO'S WIFE LEAVES IN TEARS

[bubbleb]

LOL Funniest and most truthful. Thanks.

[rface]

YOU are the MIDI king!

[lapsus calami]

 

 

 

A fitting "tribute" to the U-Boat commander of Oldsmobile-class submarines.

 

 

 

[nutmeg]

OMG... LOL! ;-D

[nutmeg]

ping!

[ferri]

LOL that is too much! sad you can't put that in the ask Teddy box. lol

[doug from upland]

I wonder if the senators on the judicary committee would like to receive this. Cut and paste them a nice email, or print and send a fax. :)