Alito a Charmer, Wife Reveals

FOXNews.com ^ | 10 January 2006

[Aussie Dasher]

This week he's baking Lard Ass pie, with sliced Schumer on the side...

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>"He's a great marksman -- he can do double clays," she says, meaning he can hit two clay pigeon targets thrown simultaneously into the air before either hits the ground.<<<

Look out!! Alito is a gun nut!! :)

[Clemenza]

Alito sounds alot like...me! Except I can't stand Springsteen.

[RockinRight]

I can forgive him for liking Springsteen.

As long as he doesn't like Linda Ronstadt or Barbra Streisand.

[Mulch]

It still makes me shudder to think that if Bush(Laura) had his(her) way, one Miss Harriet Miers would be facing the committee right now.

[JustaCowgirl]

This week he's baking Lard Ass pie, with sliced Schumer on the side..

LOL! I'll have my Lard Ass pie with Whale Blubber sauce, please. Hold the Schumer.

[billhilly]

Forget the clays. Can he get the feathers?

[OldEagle]

"Hold the Schumer."

Not I!

[CFC__VRWC]

Look out!! Alito is a gun nut!! :)

"Besides helping out his fellow Italians in the Mafia, now we know why "Machine Gun Sammy" wants every kindergarten child in America to have his or her very own Tommy gun!"

</Howard Dean>

[Clintonfatigued]

"He's a Springsteen fan, history buff and marksman. He can whip up a salmon pate, but don't ask him to bake a cake. His marriage proposal began as an offer to take dancing lessons."

That's all very interesting, but what matters is that he becomes a Supreme Court Justice.

[BobS]

"This week he's baking Lard Ass pie, with sliced Schumer on the side..."

Those blowhard old farts aren't going to get far. Alito looked bored with them. Wait until he answers some questions.

[Cobra64]

Forget the clays. Can he get the feathers?

I'd bet he does. but is mum since PETA would consider him a pheasant murderer.

[BobS]

"Alito sounds alot like...me! Except I can't stand Springsteen."

I only liked Cheech Marin's "Born in East L.A.":):) Springsteen never interested me either.

[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

Will his kids dance for the camera?

[msnimje]

Yeah, who can't hit "double clays" using a machine gun? They don't call him "Machine Gun Sammy" for nothing!

[Cobra64]

I have yet to meet a liberal who can define a machine gun.

I ask them what is the differnce between a S/S, O/U, semi shotgun: they are clueless. Lever, pump, bolt action rifle /carbine? they are clueless. Wheel gun verus pistol: they are clue less.

Then I describe the definition of a machine....

So a slingshot is a machine?

[Toidylop]

"He's a Springsteen fan, history buff and marksman"

Oh boy... he's a gun nut!!!

[ErnBatavia]

He's a Springsteen fan...he can whip up a patte...

Err, umm....sound familiar?

[manwiththehands]

If he still likes Springsteen I'm gonna get flamed in the next few days.

Springsteen is a has-been. A twisted burned out druggie from the 70's. A guy who took our side only once (when everyone else did) but since has done nothing but try to undermine President Bush and our WOT.

Springsteen sounds like he wants to be a R&R version of Bob Dylan. (heba heba huba bubbba bubba heba bee bee buduba budaba heba huba buba bee bee beduba)

And it's not working. Springsteen sucks. And Alito needs to find some better music. He should listen to his wife more often.