[Elsie]

You'd think He would have known better than to put His hand within biting range.

I just love the line in Jurassic Park, where the guys have climbed a tree to avoid being a dinner guest, and the girsl says, "Can I pet him?"

And the Scientist says, "Sure; he's a vegetarian."

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News Flash!

So are Bull Elephants, Rhino's, Cape Buffalo and Hippopotamuses but I think prudence would keep one from 'petting' them!

[Stark_GOP]

"So are Bull Elephants, Rhino's, Cape Buffalo and Hippopotamuses but I think prudence would keep one from 'petting' them!"
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So true.
I believe that hippos kill more people in Africa than lions and crocs.