UFO CULT GATHERS IN NEW YORK FOR APOCALYPSE

I-Newswire ^ | January 2, 2006

[freepertoo]

(((Why am I not surprised that this group of nutcases is located in Cleveland? We get all the weirdos here.)))

I'm in D.C. Checkmate!

[SamAdams76]

The Church is inviting all of its members worldwide to gather together for the final hours in Sherman, New York from Thursday, June 29 to July 5, at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center.

They won't be needing clothes where they are going.

[Ignatz]

Heck, I was already booking a hotel and airfare on Priceline!

[TheForceOfOne]

[MortMan]

Apocalypse in NYC? I didn't know the Dems were having a convention this year! (Or would that be "a pack of lies"?)

[Strategerist]

The Church of the SubGenius is a joke organization; it's not really a cult.

The above will be pointed out repeatedly in this thread and you'll see people as usual blithely ignore it :-)

It's really essentially an elaborate parody and satire of cults like Scientology.

[Servant of the 9]

May you all find abundent SLACK in this last new year.

So9

[null and void]

Thank yew.

[Liz]

"Tee hee. And don't call me an alien."

[steve-b]

I think the UFO stuff is just a joke on the press

The Church of the SubGenius playing a joke on the mundanes? Perish the thought!

[steve-b]

It is tongue-in-cheek apocalpyse. Any assembled cult members will only kill billions of under-used brain cells.

Sure it kills brain cells -- but only the weak ones.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

Bleeding head good! Healed head bad!

[aculeus]

Since its inception in 1953, Church founder J.R. "Bob" Dobbs >

Never:

1. Eat at a restaurant called "Mom's."

2. Play poker with a man called "Doc."

3. Join a religiion headed by a "Bob."

[oldbrowser]

at a clothing-optional outdoor campground called Brushwood Folklore Center.

All of these off the wall cults are always trying to get people to take off their clothes.

[azhenfud]

Another Sub-genius

[bIlluminati]

Eternal salvation or triple your money back. No other Church makes this guarantee.

[bIlluminati]

Friend, it’s NEVER to late to join the Church. We don’t want your money. We just want the part of your soul that’s attached to your money. Go to subgenius.com (not edu or gov or event net) because we care. About your soul. At least the part that’s attached to that dollar.

5 July 2009 is almost upon us!

[bIlluminati]

Proud Subgenius since 1979. Don’t you dare say it’s not a cult. I got in on the ground floor, but it hasn’t been as lucrative as promised. Yet, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. See you in Sherman.

[Larry Lucido]

rescued by escape vessels piloted by the Alien Sex Goddesses, also known as the Xists.

Unfortunately, Janet Reno is considered a "sex goddess" in outer space. So is Donna Shalala.