Proud Subgenius since 1979. Don’t you dare say it’s not a cult. I got in on the ground floor, but it hasn’t been as lucrative as promised. Yet, when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. See you in Sherman.
Look, are you an Illuminati or a subGenius? Pick a cult and stick with it. We worldwide conspirators have enough trouble targeting you without you cult-hopping around.