Toddler's Talking Elmo Book Asks 'Who Wants To Die?'

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[GeronL]

Does this Elmo come with a little Koran and a bomb vest?

[Darksheare]

That'd be the Jihad Me Elmo.
He laughs, shakes and then flies to pieces.

[wideminded]

She tried a second one and it didn't say "Who wants to die", it said "Who wants to try to go potty"

Maybe it says "Who wants to try ...." and something goes wrong with the recording after that.

[Darksheare]

That is possible.

[freedumb2003]

For what it is worth...

IMDB says in thr "trivia" section that it is an uncorroborated and false story that Stewie says in the theme song "makes us f'ing cry" instead of "laugh and cry."

BUT -- if you turn on the Closed Captioning it ALWAYS says "f'ing cry."

Go figure.

[BulletBobCo]

Somehow, I think it ties in with the threat level.

[NoCmpromiz]

"Gleeeb gleeb gleeb, Blip! Blip! Blip! SQUEEEEAALlll, zork! zork! zork! Gleeb"

You do a passable emulation of a VIC DATASSETTE....

[packrat35]

Check out this page. Especially the barney wavs.
http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/james/61/wav1.html

[Darksheare]

Yes.
We could use them as interrogation tools.
Tell terrorists that if they do not cooperate, the ifrite and demons will scream for their souls.

Then play the datassette.

[gridlock]

You can be quite certain it says "Who wants to try", but with those cheap EPROMs and lousy speakers, who can tell?

[myknowledge]

Elmo: Who wants to die!

Kid: You want to die, Elmo! Die, you M.F.S.O.B!