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Why is president Ahmadinejad not afraid of America?
Rooz Online ^ | Monday, Jan 2, 2006 | Ibrahim Nabavi

Posted on 01/02/2006 12:39:29 AM PST by F14 Pilot

First

If the US attacks Iran, Iran would probably regress forty years. But since Ahmadinejad wants to take the country back one hundred years, the attack would bring Ahmadinejad closer to his goal in a shorter time.

Second

If the US attacks Iran, all TV sets around the world would be showing Ahmadinejad all the time, which is exactly what he wants.

Third

If the US attacks Iran, Iran would be destroyed in jut a few months, whereas if Ahmadinejad continues at his current pace, it would take him at least four years to accomplish the same. So a US attack would bring about Ahmadinejad’s goal much faster.

Fourth

If the US attacks Iran, it is possible that Ahmadinejad may die in the bombings and go to Heaven. Once gone, he would not have to fulfill his election promises to the people.

Fifth

If the US attacks Iran, everything will be destroyed and no rational being will be able to do anything. Everything will thus fall into the hands of the irrational, i.e. into the hands of Ahmadinejad’s group and supporters, which is exactly what he wants.

Sixth

If the US attacks Iran, many innocent people will die, which would eliminate many of Ahmadinejad’s opponents.

Ibrahim Nabavi is the famous Iranian satirist living in exile


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: ahmadinejad; airstrikes; freedom; humor; iran; irannukes; satire; us

1 posted on 01/02/2006 12:39:33 AM PST by F14 Pilot
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humor ping


2 posted on 01/02/2006 12:42:46 AM PST by F14 Pilot (Democracy is a process not a product)
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To: F14 Pilot

Becquse he is a florid psychotic..


3 posted on 01/02/2006 2:16:05 AM PST by sheik yerbouty ( Make America and the world a jihad free zone!)
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To: F14 Pilot

This is guy is funny.


4 posted on 01/02/2006 2:32:59 AM PST by AmericaUnited
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To: F14 Pilot

Many a truth is spoken in jest.


5 posted on 01/02/2006 2:36:09 AM PST by Fred Nerks (Read THE LIFE OF MUHAMMAD free pdf download - link on My Page)
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To: F14 Pilot

The Persians have been around for a long time, and that is not by luck.


6 posted on 01/02/2006 2:38:02 AM PST by Pro-Bush (We protect Korea's border better than our own!)
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To: Pro-Bush

Doesn't look like they've gotten too smart over the years though does it?
Let's kick around the big dog until he bites.


7 posted on 01/02/2006 3:25:25 AM PST by Joe Boucher (an enemy of islam)
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To: F14 Pilot
Why is president Ahmadinejad not afraid of America?

He may well think that we are so tied up in Iraq and Afghanistan and that the American People would have absolutely no support for another war front that he can get away with playing the Big Man. He undoubtedly follows the American news.
He can spout all the rhetoric he wants without fear. He is showing his followers how strong and fearless he is.
8 posted on 01/02/2006 3:30:50 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: F14 Pilot

Suicide by America?


9 posted on 01/02/2006 5:05:06 AM PST by armydawg1 (" America must win this war..." PVT Martin Treptow, KIA, WW1)
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To: F14 Pilot
The reason is that he thinks (no believes) that the chaos that will follow from either a nuclear attack from Iran or a preemptive attack on Iran will cause the emergence of the hidden Imam.

http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~dee/SHIA/HIDDEN.HTM

That is his objective, he is truly a mentally disturbed person.
10 posted on 01/02/2006 6:05:39 AM PST by AdmSmith
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To: F14 Pilot
Why is president Ahmadinejad not afraid of America?

Because he is as dumb as a bag of hair.

11 posted on 01/02/2006 7:21:00 AM PST by capt. norm (Headline: "Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery")
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12 posted on 01/02/2006 8:40:01 AM PST by SJackson (There's no such thing as too late, that's why they invented death. Walter Matthau)
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To: AmericaUnited

Funny, how?


13 posted on 01/02/2006 9:10:53 AM PST by Stultis (I don't worry about the war turning into "Vietnam" in Iraq; I worry about it doing so in Congress.)
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To: Fred Nerks

Many a truth is spoken in jest.>>>>>>>>


An old saying but quite fitting, you are hereby nominated for the January, "You Said a Mouthfull", award.


14 posted on 01/02/2006 1:06:10 PM PST by RipSawyer (Acceptance of irrational thinking is expanding exponentiallly.)
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To: F14 Pilot

"Why is president Ahmadinejad not afraid of America?"

Because he's a good friend of the ChiComs


15 posted on 01/03/2006 4:31:09 AM PST by thierrya
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