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This guy is a moron! That thing is the size of a boxcar!




1 posted on 12/31/2005 5:09:16 PM PST by Mongeaux
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To: Mongeaux

Lucky thing "Jaws Sr." wasn't interested in a scooby snack.


2 posted on 12/31/2005 5:13:30 PM PST by xcamel (a system poltergeist stole it.)
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To: Mongeaux

This guy is a future Darwin Award winner.


3 posted on 12/31/2005 5:13:46 PM PST by Dog ( ABMcM(Anybody but McCain....except Bill Frist))
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To: Mongeaux

Photoshop, perhaps? No one is THAT stupid.


4 posted on 12/31/2005 5:15:50 PM PST by Buck W. (Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
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It reminds of those old pictures of the tourists at Yellowstone getting out of their cars to feed the bears, then little Johhny gets bit, and everyone blames the bear.


6 posted on 12/31/2005 5:17:37 PM PST by lawnguy (Give me some of your tots!!!)
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To: Mongeaux

Musta had a little too much pacalolo...


7 posted on 12/31/2005 5:20:23 PM PST by Mamzelle
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Sharks will bite things as a way of assessing what an object is. One bite from something that big means you are likely to bleed out in a matter of minutes.


8 posted on 12/31/2005 5:20:34 PM PST by misterrob
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He exited the cage to swim with a great white shark.

Sorry but the ghoul in me wishes his stupidity would have been rewarded in a more "dis-arming" sort of way........

9 posted on 12/31/2005 5:21:17 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (If I get socks again this year from my sis and bro-in-law I'm going to be really mad....)
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To: Mongeaux

"Farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies"


14 posted on 12/31/2005 5:34:40 PM PST by Domestic Church (AMDG... sung with a saltydog attitude)
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After about 10 minutes of recording video and noticing that the large animal was not behaving aggressively, Hall realized this was his chance to fulfill a lifelong dream.

He exited the cage to swim with a great white shark.

Darwin Award candidate... but God looks out for fools sometimes.

18 posted on 12/31/2005 5:47:49 PM PST by Rummyfan
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Nah. That guy has cajones the size of a boxcar, but he's still a moron. Do you think the shark couldn't see the diver because he was wearing camouflage? /sarc


25 posted on 12/31/2005 6:48:17 PM PST by Sarajevo
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Sorry Charlie, you're not a Starkist Tuna...


27 posted on 12/31/2005 7:10:33 PM PST by Dark Glasses and Corncob Pipe (14, 15, 16...whatever!)
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I had a charter (35 people) offshore on a two-day fishing trip on an 85-footer last summer. We had a couple sharks nosing around astern of the boat as we were moving to another spot.

A couple of our "fishermen" threw a few slabs of skipjack (used for cut-bait) to the sharks. The sharks checked them out and ignored them. Some other idiot threw a beer can overboard and one of the sharks immediately ate it.

These fish respond to electrical stimuli as well as scent and vibrations in the water. They can literally "feel" a food fish using his swimming muscles.

This means that there are a LOT of things that can happen in the water that can make them think you are the entree for their next meal.

Not all of these sharks have read up on exactly how they are supposed to act (they don't get the "Discovery Channel") so don't be surprised when they do something you didn't expect.

If you want to play with a shark, just think about which of the two is more likely to end up in an ambulance.

31 posted on 12/31/2005 8:45:05 PM PST by capt. norm (Headline: "Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery")
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To: Mongeaux; xcamel

Tim later went on to a career in fertilizer...

33 posted on 01/01/2006 1:34:50 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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