A much better test.
William Dampier
Naturalist, Scientist, and Buccaneer, Captain Dampier you are the gentleman of pirates! Circumnavigating the globe three times whilst collecting treasure and anthropological data has made you a pirate of substance and class which doesn't happen very often! You're in a league of your own here, and while I don't neccessarily condone the lack of wenching and bloodletting, your great passion and scientific inquisition are well noted!
The What Kind of PIRATE Are You Test
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I think it was the lack of wenching that did me in.
I already have my pirate name...on my bio page!
Arrrr!
Walter Kennedy
As far as pirating goes, you pretty much suck. After being a first mate to the infamous Blackbeard, I thought you would have learned a trick or two, but you can't rape, pillage, bludgeon, or sail to save your life! Literally! You get hanged only a measely six months after going out into business on your own. I am ashamed you even graced your presence at this quiz, you non-piratey scurvy ridden excuse for a man! LANDLUBBER!!!