Arrrr!
Walter Kennedy
As far as pirating goes, you pretty much suck. After being a first mate to the infamous Blackbeard, I thought you would have learned a trick or two, but you can't rape, pillage, bludgeon, or sail to save your life! Literally! You get hanged only a measely six months after going out into business on your own. I am ashamed you even graced your presence at this quiz, you non-piratey scurvy ridden excuse for a man! LANDLUBBER!!!
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