America Takes Off Gloves, Puts on Brass Knuckles (Satire)

The People's Cube ^ | 12/23/2005, 4:28 pm | By Propaganda Department

[coconutt2000]

I personally prefer my satire to be fair skinned, blond haired, blue eyed, and well proportioned. ;-)

[DirtyHarryY2K]

CUBA OR BUST! Hollywood's Baldwin, Robbins, Penn, Clooney, Sheen, Streisand, and Sarandon are among hundreds set adrift off the coast of Florida on makeshift rafts, which Donald Rumsfeld has sarcastically dubbed "the flotilla of fools."

Air America Radio crew, including Franken and Garofalo are sailing with more comfort than others on a pimped-up truck stolen from an orphanage for blind children.

LMAO!

[P8riot]

The Walliburton Group

LMAO!

[Victoria Delsoul]

Hmmm, Leftist humor is always sooo funny (not) LOL. Thanks for the ping.

[phantomworker]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

Cool website. Thanks!

[Gordongekko909]

Heh. Yeah, Uncyclopedia's fun. Be sure to check out I burning your dog, Game, and Kitten Huffing.

[phantomworker]

Agree: Far left humor: Here's some more stuff from the KARL MARX TREATMENT CENTER presents: The PEOPLE'S CUBE.

Iranian President Ahmadinejad:
"We've always called the USA the Great Satan. But for them to go ahead and start acting like one is way out of line. Will there ever be a limit to America's insolence?"

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Many progressive college professors, trial lawyers, and radical political activists were rudely awakened before sunrise and shipped off to secret thought-reconditioning faciliies in the Red states.

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Michael Moore, secured to a chair that prevents him from closing his eyes, is forced to watch as Morgan Spurlock consumes huge portions of fast food before him.

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CUBA OR BUST! Hollywood's Baldwin, Robbins, Penn, Clooney, Sheen, Streisand, and Sarandon are among hundreds set adrift off the coast of Florida on makeshift rafts, which Donald Rumsfeld has sarcastically dubbed "the flotilla of fools."

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Air America Radio crew, including Franken and Garofalo are sailing with more comfort than others on a pimped-up truck stolen from an orphanage for blind children.

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[Victoria Delsoul]

Yikes, not my cup of tea. Thanks for the info.

[phantomworker]

I'll bet you didn't know it was a Karl Marx publication? LOL!!!!

I was trying to figure out what to make of it, but Victoria seemed to figure it out first! LOL!!

[Lady Jag]

[the anti-liberal]

Awesome! Today I learned:

Cures for Liberalism

Liberalism is a notoriously difficult condition to treat: many important doctors who drive shiny cars have described Liberalism as "a bally hoo-hah". Incurable Liberals are best stored underground, or in submarines.

Purported cures include:

• Re-education by specially-trained Homeland Smiletime Operatives.
• Reaching the age of 24 or more, but not always. Sometimes the disease can take such a hold that it lasts into their 40's or even until death.
• Getting a job and paying taxes; in particular, repetetive manual work can often dull the Liberal's critical thinking faculties, making them more compliant.
• Getting mugged.
• Continuous therapy through exposure to Fox News.
• The GOP, transmitted directly into the brain via radio waves.
• Tax reform, carried out by the Ayn Rand Center for Social Harmony.
• Nervous breakdown, assisted by Federal officers.
• Detoxification may help to remove traces of neophilia-inducing psychoactives, including AUM and PARABOL.
• The only certain cure is a 30-ought-6 rifle slug through the cerebral cortex. This cause the liberal to stop thinking.

[elcid1970]

OK, The Onion's sendup last year of a personal protest by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ against Mel Gibson's failure to consult Him during the filming of "The Passion" was particularily well done.

Otherwise, it's mostly National Lampoon we-hate-Nixon circa 1972 (also well done at the time. I used to read the s@#! in Vietnam).

[Alice au Wonderland]

The part about the journalists brings to mind pleasant memories of the recent past.

[Lancer_N3502A]

Priceless!

[the anti-liberal]

Here's the link:

Liberal

[Reactionary]

Well. I thought it was very funny. :)

Keep up the good work.

[dirtbiker]

I demand fair and balanced satire!

OK: Ted Kennedy.

I think he said "fair and balanced", not "foul and bloated".....

[Darkwolf377]

To be honest, I don't mind if it's mostly aimed at conservatives, but I have to say I've noticed a lot of liberal bashing humor there, too. I guess if the headline/concept isn't funny to me I just don't read the piece. But if it's funny I don't care who the target is.

[jackibutterfly]

Wow! We can dream, can't we? : - )

[Slings and Arrows]

We can hope, we can hope...