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1 posted on 12/22/2005 8:25:28 AM PST by paltz
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My husband is a manager and hires Network Engineers. He looks at the resumes, but more importantly, during the interview process, he starts to ask direct, specific questions geared to what they claim their experience and knowledge to be.

He's had folks start to sweat profusely, or try to cover their answers by giving long rambling answers. I think that probably 3 out of 10 applicants actually have known what they claimed to know.


2 posted on 12/22/2005 8:30:21 AM PST by dawn53
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BE honest; have you ever lied on your resume?

Never. Not only is it dishonest, it's just asking for trouble.

3 posted on 12/22/2005 8:32:00 AM PST by wideawake
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I don't lie on my resume. I really did flunk out of two colleges.


4 posted on 12/22/2005 8:32:44 AM PST by Frapster (Don't mind me - I'm distracted by the pretty lights.)
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I invented 'Conservatism'.


5 posted on 12/22/2005 8:33:18 AM PST by moonman
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"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."

- Al Gore's Resume


7 posted on 12/22/2005 8:34:15 AM PST by RabidBartender (Bring back tpaine!)
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In case anyone is ever on a hiring committee, know that the degrees applicants claim to have are readily verifiable.

Just call the institution's Registrar. He or she can tell you in about 10 seconds whether someone was awarded a degree or not.


8 posted on 12/22/2005 8:34:23 AM PST by Gefreiter ("Are you drinking 1% because you think you're fat?")
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Quailty of a resume doesn't matter if the company is looking for an affirmative action hire.


9 posted on 12/22/2005 8:35:21 AM PST by Rebelbase (Green bean casserole is a culinary curse upon mankind.)
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That "job-winning resume" you're circulating to hundreds of employers could be a ticking time bomb poised to maim your career.

If they want to get rid of you, they can use this as an excuse, that's all. I wouldn't even want to work for a company that would fire someone who was a good employee. There could be exceptions for security, public trust or other reasons.

10 posted on 12/22/2005 8:35:51 AM PST by bkepley
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I have neverlied on my resume. I will never do so. It's too easy to spot phonies in the interview or once they start.

Besides, the resume is just the key to unlock the interview door. It's the interview that lands the job. Good jobs have rusty locks, so the key had better be stainless steel, not plastic-coated tin!


13 posted on 12/22/2005 8:37:25 AM PST by MortMan (There is no substitute for victory.)
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I'm a man of principles. I took the Nobel Peace Prize off of my resume when Jimmy Carter got his.


17 posted on 12/22/2005 8:39:21 AM PST by SmithL (Jerusalem, Jerusalem, Lift up your gates and sing, Hosana in the highest! Hosana to your King!)
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I am going to take new twist on this: I actually think you ought to engage in puffery on your resume. All a resume is a piece of paper to get your foot in the door. The interview process is for weeding out people and finding a match. Companies have people who are supposed to do this as their job (recruiters, HR bunnys, headhunters, etc.).

Now outright lying is another thing. False claims and huge whoppers will get one into trouble.

However, I am in a hot job market right now, so much of this is not needed.

18 posted on 12/22/2005 8:39:46 AM PST by KC_Conspirator
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Nope, never lied on a resume. There's really no need to since many employers decide in the first 3 mins. if they like the person enough to hire them.


19 posted on 12/22/2005 8:40:33 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
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BE honest; have you ever lied on your resume?

No. No lies or distortions were ever necessary.

21 posted on 12/22/2005 8:42:15 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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I hire engineers who will be given a thorough background/security check. When I offer them the job I tell them their resume will be screened for accuracy and if they want to make any changes they need to withdraw the resume and send me a new one. Surprising how many pull the resume back and send me an updated one. Also surprising how many pull their resume and never send a new one.


23 posted on 12/22/2005 8:45:10 AM PST by Casloy
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Lies??? Of course not. I'm just glad they published "Open Heart Surgery for Dummies" and I have the rest of the afternoon to peruse it.


24 posted on 12/22/2005 8:45:16 AM PST by King Moonracer
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Never.


27 posted on 12/22/2005 8:48:32 AM PST by rabidralph (Merry Christmas, y'all!)
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I spun my resume to imply that I was laid off, which was strictly true, when I was really let go because I was in the hospital for alcohol and drug treatment. That's all I've done because I don't want it to come back and bite me. What you see is what you get, with me.


28 posted on 12/22/2005 8:48:43 AM PST by ichabod1 (Sic Omnia Gloria Fugit)
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To: paltz; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
FESS UP PING!!!
.

I have never lied on a resume.

29 posted on 12/22/2005 8:48:47 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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Resume: "French" for pack of lies..


31 posted on 12/22/2005 8:50:52 AM PST by dakine
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During the holidays, I will be "dumbing down" my resume. During the past year, I have applied for at least 20 controller level jobs at small to medium companies. The typical response I've gotten is that I'm "overqualified" for the position.

If you talk to virtually any CPA/accountant with over 15 years experience who's looking for a better position, my experiences will be confirmed many times over.

I'm also a member of the Dallas chapter of FENG (Financial Executives Networking Group). In our monthly meetings, where we hone our 90 second pitch, I'm amazed of the quality and experience that's not employed. Me? I'm just a small company CPA/tax guy, while 80% of FENG members have experience with large companies/Big 4, who had great responsibilities (and $150K paychecks).

I know, the compensation level is a key: many companies downsized their accounting departments, turning them over to less-experienced (read younger/cheaper) personnel.

"Over-qualified" is the buzz word that keeps companies from being nailed with age discrimination lawsuits.

42 posted on 12/22/2005 8:54:48 AM PST by Night Hides Not (Closing in on 2500 posts, of which maybe 50 were worthwhile!)
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