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To: lunarbicep

OK, it's sad that the guy died, but light beer tastes like crap! Why drink beer? For the taste or the buzz? Good marketing, bad beer. In honor, I will pour out into the ground some of my forty ouncer, full calorie, malt liquor in honor of him.


18 posted on 12/20/2005 4:20:50 PM PST by frankjr
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To: frankjr

I forgot to provide the recipe for light beer in my last post. Here it is:

1 part regular tasty beer
1 part goat piss

Stir, then consume.


21 posted on 12/20/2005 4:22:33 PM PST by frankjr
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To: frankjr
Why drink beer? For the taste or the buzz?

Both. Either way, the regular full-calorie is the way to go. Want to burn calories after 10-12+ beers? Walk or jog home - takes longer after getting lost a few times.

34 posted on 12/20/2005 4:43:43 PM PST by Freedom_no_exceptions (No actual, intended, or imminent victim = no crime. No exceptions.)
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To: frankjr
"In honor, I will pour out into the ground some of my forty ouncer, full calorie, malt liquor in honor of him."

Let's be honest, you would have spilled it anyway when you fell over ;-)

49 posted on 12/20/2005 4:58:33 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
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To: frankjr
but light beer tastes like crap

There's nothing wrong with light beer. It just means it has less calories than regular beer, that's all. The alcohol & taste content remains the same.

69 posted on 12/20/2005 5:36:14 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (None genuine without my signature)
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To: frankjr

I was at a tour of a microbrewery (St. Arnold's, Houston, TX) where the founder, Brock Wagner, gave a demo on how to make light beer. First fill a glass halfway or two-thirds with beer, say a pils with not too much hops in it. Fill the rest of the glass with seltzer. There you have it, light beer.
Chase it down with something like Samichlaus (a Swiss Christmas beer with about 14% alcohol). Michael Jackson (the beer hunter, not the other dude) just announced that it is back in production.


77 posted on 12/20/2005 5:54:45 PM PST by Fred Hayek (Liberalism is a mental disorder)
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To: frankjr
I shall join you in that salute, I'll poor a pint of good whiskey on the ground just as soon as I strain it thru me kidney's.
80 posted on 12/20/2005 6:11:30 PM PST by kublia khan (Absolute war brings total victory)
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