Mark Steyn: Take me to your leader (Are Canada's politicians full of foreigners and space-aliens?)

Western Standard ^ | Monday,26 December 2005 | Mark Steyn

[DocRock]

All your "moon" base belong to us!

[Slings and Arrows]

[Darksheare]

"The Bush Administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide." -Hellyer, ducking from a nosediving Sea King.


And it took us forever to get them to agree to let us build ZOTPost 1 on the Dark Side of the moon too!
;-)

Thanks for the ping SA, and thanks for the find NZer!

[decal]

"And, given that it's mostly Air Canada flying over our heads, they've probably got a better business plan, too."

Owoch.

Was this boob around at the same time as Jimmy Carter? Maybe they saw the same UFO [cue "Twilight Zone" theme music here].

[goldstategop]

The Liberal Party was taken over by the Space Pod people decades ago. The secret is now coming out.... there are aliens among us who've scarcely acted like normal people. Under the Liberals, Canada might as well be an outpost of the Planet Zongo.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Tax-chick]

Thanks! FReeper "Forest Keeper" is the source; there wasn't enough space in the line to give credit!

[eureka!]

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