Not me, I wouldn't want to store the stuff until the 4th of July anyway.
Plus I'm smart enough to know that in attempting the jump from fuses to timers I'd probably end up Tijeras Stumpy.
Bad news though, considering the types and quantities.
Multitude of possibilities regarding the uses of that crap.....
Stay safe Slim !
I wouldn't want you to store that stuff either. I'm not interested in helping you open Ketchup bottles.
On the other hand,(pun intended) I would buy you a wrist watch with a bunch of push button features.