The Night Before Jihad

Twas the night before jihad and all through the mosque Not a terrorist was stirring not even Abu Al-Zarasq The suicide belts were arranged neatly on the floor The written fatwah from Imam was taped to the door The mullahs were delighted with news on CNN That the Democrats were repeating how Bush lied again The Times and DNC continually sing our notes Yet, when we take over we'll still slit their throats An infidel so friendly we could not recall But, Burkett, Sheehan & Wilson weren't working at all The Stupid Cowboy they called him was still all the news Kerry was our man but destined to lose When outside our haven arose such a clatter The GIs were upon us to settle the matter Allah would reward us with our virgins tonight Not as we planned but for us it was all right From our glorious heaven we heard news that we like The American press spoke of this US terrorist strike On Murtha On Pelosi On Kennedy and Reid The Democrat Stooges always say as we need The infidel liberals don't learn from their past Merry jihad to all and to all a good blast

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The Night Before Jihad

Twas the night before jihad and all through the mosque
Not a terrorist was stirring not even Abu Al-Zarasq
The suicide belts were arranged neatly on the floor
The written fatwah from Imam was taped to the door
The mullahs were delighted with news on CNN
That the Democrats were repeating how Bush lied again
The Times and DNC continually sing our notes
Yet, when we take over we'll still slit their throats
An infidel so friendly we could not recall
But, Burkett, Sheehan & Wilson weren't working at all
The Stupid Cowboy they called him was still all the news
Kerry was our man but destined to lose
When outside our haven arose such a clatter
The GIs were upon us to settle the matter
Allah would reward us with our virgins tonight
Not as we planned but for us it was all right
From our glorious heaven we heard news that we like
The American press spoke of this US terrorist strike
On Murtha On Pelosi On Kennedy and Reid
The Democrat Stooges always say as we need
The infidel liberals don't learn from their past
Merry jihad to all and to all a good blast

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