[Flavius]

[Cicero]

Otter: But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

[neodad]

The Bush administration is under growing pressure from Congress and pro-Israel groups to soften its stance toward Tehran

What? Am I missing something?

[add925]

"Dusty, Stinky and Stupid is no way to go through life Iran"

[Mad_as_heck]

Iran: This is your final warning.

If you do instantly desist from your plans to develop nuclear weapons with which to exterminate "The Zionist Entity" you will soon face the dire consequences...

France and Germany will ban all Pistachio and most Caviar imports. Not a single nut will enter the EU. Furthermore a strongly worded letter will become part of Iran's Permanent Record.

We beg you Iran: Do not go down the road that leads to mild inconvenience. No, literally, we're begging: Please don't cut off our oil we will do anything you want!!!

Sincerely,
The European Union, United Nations, RINOs, and Democratic Party

[cookcounty]

"Russia, which is building Iran’s nuclear power plant at Bushehr in southern Iran, remains a serious impediment.",

A good start might be a boycott of trade with Russia. Then again, we don't buy all that many nanutchka dolls or vodka.

[American in Singapore]

Oh, I bet Iran is shaking in its boots: DIPLOMATS will STEP UP PLANNING for tougher DIPLOMATIC action IF Tehran follows through on threats.

I think that the "step up planning" part will really having them scurrying for cover (/sarcasm)

Pass the marshmellows and get back to me in 6 months with an update. Sheesh.