"PETA can kiss my shiny metal ass!"
Posted on 12/16/2005 4:23:55 PM PST by qam1
Thanks to her handicap, my late first wife had a serious temperature-regulating problem, and the only thing that would keep her warm in the winter was fur.
We tried every natural and man-made substance available, but the only thing that worked was fur.
She wore coats outside, and had a bunny-rabbit blanket for indoors.
I guess it's time to ask for a fur coat again! I have a birthday coming in February---it's the coat or a facelift. I wonder which one he'll go for????????
Before anyone asks, I have skinned many an animal. All for the stewpot.
But if there had been any market for squirrel skins back then I surely would have cashed in.
Idiots who think that meat is murder should be reminded that they ARE meat.
Forget the face-lift, you get the chinchilla, he gets the beaver, it's win-win.
I didn't know Denny Crane was a Canadian. He sure is a conservative!
"This is what happens when you spend all your time chasing chickens." -- Freeper CindyDawg.
LOL CindyDawg.
He always get the beaver and I get gotz!!!!! LOLOLOL
Imagine a huge meat eating Yeti that hates commies. My sign: "I am meat man."
What is this? An inside joke? ;^)
"PETA can kiss my shiny metal ass!"
They don't. You're thinking of Lucy Ricardo.
You don't have to be a PETA freak to find wearing dead animals weird. And I'm so politically incorrect, that I want to take up smoking just for the statement!
Or throw their mantra back in their faces: "Hey, maaaaaaaaaan--don't force your morals on me!"
I have a very pretty full-length leather coat. It's a rusty brown, made of lambskin. My Mom found it for me, second-hand, from a very swanky Madistan shop...that's no longer in business due to the PETA and leftists freaks in this town. I. Love. It. My Mom is a seamstress and worked for Savadusky Furs for a number of years. She'd have me stop by at the end of the business day and we'd play Dress Up with all the furs in storage. Chinchilla, for sure. Best of the best. :)
I've never wanted a new fur, but if I find one that fits me perfectly on the second-hand market, or from some wealthy local woman who's "downsizing," I'll be snatching it up. In high school I had a coat that had a curly lambswool collar. It was like wearing a Poodle around your neck...and it was so warm! I was Thrift Shop before Thrift Shop became cool. ;)
My friend has a full length black mink coat. I think it's that "Blackgama" brand. It is awesome. You just want to pet her whenever she wears it...proudly...while driving her BMW SUV, LOL! You gotta love it. She'd just flick those PETA freaks away like a stray booger, if any dared to bother her; she's got that "I'll Kill You If You Speak To Me," look down cold, LOL!
At last. Something I can do with all those $&#@%$& coyotes running around my house.
Just like smoking.
OMG.....we're talking blood bath there!
Oh no...it must have been your wife who outbid me on that vintage fox parka last week. It went for $96 (a steal)...(And I'm less than 65 :)..
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