Posted on 12/15/2005 5:25:15 PM PST by mek1959
My ten year old daughter is a member of the Junior NRA. She is learning how to shoot a rifle first, and then I will teach her how to shoot my .44 special! I also plan to buy a 45 and teach her how to use it.
Good answer Chuckster!
bttt
American, thanks
Cause I'm the one that added the "Southern" part to the original joke ;o)
If, as stated, I'm packing a Glock .40, my answer would be 'Republican.'
Unarmed, my response would be to scream a combination battle cry/prayer (us Pagans can do that) and charge straight at the guy.
Hopefully, in that situation, the family would be on our way to a historical reenactment event.
In that case, wife, daughter and myself would all draw long sharp pointy steel things and have a very enjoyable few minutes defending ourselves.
Ammo conservation, My Man. Old Platoon Sargent reaction :-)
Chuckle chuckle.
The liberal would say....
"Who put this gun in my hand? The city council members I voted for passed an ordinance banning handguns in this town!"
As a thnking conservative, I would shoot the knife off his hand, then shoot him on both his knee-caps and tie him to a pole to make sure he couldn't run away.
Then I would question him about who sent him and ask where the rest of his gang of suicidal maniacs can be found. After taking care of the gang, I would then come back to the original terrorist and, BANG!!!!
With the +1 base plate a Glock 27 holds 10 rounds and one in the pipe to make 11. A Glock 22 mag can hold up to 17.
I indeed own 29 round mags.
My condolences on your owning a SW semi.
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This is so accurate it's scary! I had a discussion with a similar premise recently with a lib friend...several of her answers are ones you wrote here.
The truly scary part- it did NOT occur to her to simply shoot the SOB. Unbelievable.
Have you trained to rack the slide with one hand?
You might be shot in the arm/shoulder before you draw.
It can be done, but it is difficult. Tough on the teeth.
Have you trained to shoot with your weak hand? Might save your life.
My modest training has taught me to get a secure holster and keep one in the pipe.
Advanced energy transfer (AET)
Glazer Safety Slug
These look like Blue pencil erasers, big fat plastic coated bullets. The glaser slug is a copper cup filled with liquid teflon and lead shot, sealed with a plastic cap. When it hits the target the cut ruptures and the contents spill out. as the projectile is light it travels very fast, and when it hits it spills out and expands in a spherical shape. this allows almost perfect energy transfer and massive shock and wounds. Unfortunatly, this also means it can't penetrate any armour, and even heavy clothes or a wallet can stop it. (difficult luck roll to take trauma only) This also means it can't ricochet or shoot through any target, making it a 'Safe' round
Damage x2
You Rock!!
I bought these for my wife's Christmas gift a couple of years ago.
She smiled after opening the gift!
LOL. I used to get ammo for my Dad's birthday when I was a little girl too.
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