Maybe with different grip panels. And two .45 230 grain hardball rounds should be enough at close range.
Posted on 12/15/2005 5:25:15 PM PST by mek1959
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer:
- Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
- Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
- Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
- Could we run away?
- What does my wife think?
- What about the kids?
- Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
- What does the law say about this situation?
- Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
- Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
- Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
- Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
- If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
- Should I call 9-1-1?
- Why is this street so deserted?
- We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
- This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
- I could shoot in the air and maybe scare him off but that may be interpreted as some sort of torture.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer:
BANG!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points that I bought you for your birthday?"
Maybe with different grip panels. And two .45 230 grain hardball rounds should be enough at close range.
Are you a Democrat? A Republican?
No
A Southern Republican?
No
First and foremost I am a conservative. At the current time, the Republican Party comes the closest to representing my views. But that DOES NOT mean I'm a Republican. Far from it.
In the last Presidential election, I voted for George Bush. My vote for him was reluctant as he had done a number of things that I do not agree with (CFR, etc.). But, compared to John sKerry, President Bush was the "best" choice I could make. (I will not vote for a candidate unless they have a reasonable chance of winning. Thus, I didn't vote for Perot.)
President Bush has continued to do things I strongly disagree with. His latest stunt today caving to maniac McPain just about tops the list. But, he's still a much better choice than sKerry.
In the 2006 and 2008 elections, I will vote for candidates I feel will best preserve and protect and project my beliefs as a conservative. Parties be damned!
Yeah, I was wondering who would have a daughter who knows her way around a pistol.
The full-size version (the Glock 22 - 4-1/2" barrel) holds 15 rounds in the mag; the compact version (the Glock 23 - 4" barrel) hold 13 rounds in the mag; and the subcompact version (the Glock 27 - 3-1/2" barrel) hold 9 rounds in the mag.
Re your tagline: It may not improve the quality of FR but it keeps a thread at the top of the list.
Personally I would double tap, but, yeah......
Then again, it might be wise to save a few rounds just in case he has buddies nearby.
Digs big holes:)
Out of compliance with the rules of this forum which specifically state, "No violence in posts".
The article was correctly written. The Glock Mod 27 has 9 round magazines so apparently this is the compact Glock that our man was carrying. You can get the mag+1 extension. I carried Glocks on duty for years and after retiring got the compact G27, nothing chokes 'em up, they just keep working. Lessee, I would have to classify myself as a Southern CONSERVATIVE. Yeah, that'll get it, I think my party is leaving me it looks like.
"I've sent boys younger than you to the electric chair. I didn't want to do it, but in the end I... owed it to them."
Well, that leaves me out altogether.
I'd disarm the raghead puke and immediately break both his wrists. (To instill pain and a better understanding of things to come) Or maybe just his thumbs to start, or maybe one thumb and one wrist?
At that point the wife gets the keys to the car and is told to take the kids and go.
Now me and Mr. Terrorist would have a nice blood filled, highly animated discussion for about a half hour which would culminate with said badguys mutilated body tucked neatly into a dumpster for disposal.
I know, I know, I'm doing it the hardway, but I just hate having to clean my S&W .40V after a night out with the family.
Semper Fi
Are you a Republican or Democrat?
Do you want a fat lip or a busted eyebrow?
Voting for the lesser of evils still begets evil.
On second thought I probably would empty the clip into the miserable scum bag.
Dem, "Glock? Does that come in a New England white sauce or New Hampshire red?"
Another Couric answer: If he gets in trouble, I hope he escapes to Iran or Syria.
Other Democrat answers: Can't we all just get along?
or: Let's talk this over.
or: Some of my best friends are radical Muslims.
or: I'm a friend of Murtha, Kennedy, Dean, Pelosi, blah, blah, blah.
My revolver and my auto's all have safety's, That's what they are for.
Having "one in the pipe" makes me a little more careful in the handling of them. To many people get shot with "unloaded" guns.
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